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CoffeeHorse

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It's not just a nickname. Alligator Alcatraz is the actual name of the place. Florida's Department of Transportation has already installed new road signs, which is the fastest they've ever worked in their history.
 

G.B.Blackrock

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It's not just a nickname. Alligator Alcatraz is the actual name of the place. Florida's Department of Transportation has already installed new road signs, which is the fastest they've ever worked in their history.
OK. I still think we're allowed to call it something else (much as I've been referring to recently-passed legislation... which also possesses an official alliterative name... as the "Large Ludicrous Legislation" instead of what the GOP calls it).
 

Anonymous X

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I've self-deported in advance. I will never go back to the USA from where I live now until things change substantially for the better. I view the US as almost as dangerous to visit as China, North Korea and Russia.
I wouldn’t even want to risk going there on a holiday or a business trip, to be honest. I’m a white British man with no criminal records or anything suspicious about me, so on paper shouldn’t have anything to worry about (other than the US’s high crime rate) , but the US government seems to be making the country as hostile as possible to all outsiders.
 

PrimalxConvoy

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I wonder if any cheeky young boys will change the road signs to "Aligator Auschwitz"? ;)
 

KidTDragon

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You say that like DeSantis would replace the sign if that happened.

Give the Republicans a few weeks to get braver and they'll change the sign themselves.
 

Ironbite4

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Wonder why it took them so long to start vanishing people they've got down there?

Ironbite-COMING TO A FIELD NEAR YOU! THE NEWEST BATCH OF SLAVES!
 

CoffeeHorse

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I wonder too. It took longer to start flights than it took to build the place. Hopefully it means they're checking that every inmate they receive does in fact have a final order of removal.
 

wonko the sane?

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I wonder too. It took longer to start flights than it took to build the place. Hopefully it means they're checking that every inmate they receive does in fact have a final order of removal.
They were probably sourcing new places to send them: most countries have seen the UN drop on venezuela and don't want that jive happening to them.
 

KidTDragon

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Oh, good. Drones will be able to accidentally kill the students much more efficiently than humans will.
 

CoffeeHorse

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State Surgeon General Joseph Ladapo, long a vaccine skeptic who also led a push to ban flouride in drinking water, announced that Florida would make the push during an event with the governor designed to show the state aligning itself with the “Make America Healthy Again” movement championed by HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

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[DeSantis] also touted Ladapo again as a possible head of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

You should have Bugs Bunny'd us while you had the chance.
 

wonko the sane?

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I'm not worried about it; the radioactivity in the roads should kill most virii, and what do we care how many florida men die to preventable diseases?
 

Pocket

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Yeah, I'm thinking less Bugs Bunny and more Russ Cargill.
 

Tuxedo Prime

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You should have Bugs Bunny'd us while you had the chance.
Well, much as I can't actually recommend that anyone visit the state (for increasing numbers of reasons), I couldn't help but conceive of the following semi-topical demotivational poster. Considering how well past satire all this is, who knows? Maybe someone will use it as a tourist draw angle....

(Photo created using Google Imagen 4 on Nightcafe. Poster made at imgflip.com)

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Someone could likely do similar for the alligators.
 


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