Well, much as I can't actually recommend that anyone visit the state (for increasing numbers of reasons), I couldn't help but conceive of the following semi-topical demotivational poster. Considering how well past satire all this is, who knows? Maybe someone will use it as a tourist draw angle....
(Photo created using Google Imagen 4 on Nightcafe. Poster made at imgflip.com)
Someone could likely do similar for the alligators.