Florida, Florida, Florida

[Tuxedo Prime]

You should have Bugs Bunny'd us while you had the chance.

Well, much as I can't actually recommend that anyone visit the state (for increasing numbers of reasons), I couldn't help but conceive of the following semi-topical demotivational poster. Considering how well past satire all this is, who knows? Maybe someone will use it as a tourist draw angle....

(Photo created using Google Imagen 4 on Nightcafe. Poster made at imgflip.com)

Someone could likely do similar for the alligators.

 

[Dekafox]

https://floridaphoenix.com/briefs/teachers-would-have-to-take-constitutional-oath-under-newly-proposed-bill/

Teacher loyalty oaths is something I've not heard of before, but apparently it's a thing in 2/3 of the states going back to 1863?

 

[Pocket]

The funniest thing is that this is a pledge to do things that most Republicans would not approve of. They're already pissing on the Constitution left and right, they're the opposite of nonpartisan by definition, and they're not big fans of critical thinking or professional ethics. To the point where, if this had been proposed by a Democrat, they would have called the whole thing a dogwhistle for leftist ideology.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

It's like when we restarted our State Guard. It's not unusual, but anything we do inherently looks suspicious because it's us doing it. We all know this will be turned into another tool to purge our institutions.