It's not just a nickname. Alligator Alcatraz is the actual name of the place. Florida's Department of Transportation has already installed new road signs, which is the fastest they've ever worked in their history.
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OK. I still think we're allowed to call it something else (much as I've been referring to recently-passed legislation... which also possesses an official alliterative name... as the "Large Ludicrous Legislation" instead of what the GOP calls it).
You can call it "law" now. It passed, and trump will probably sign it tomorrow.
I wouldn’t even want to risk going there on a holiday or a business trip, to be honest. I’m a white British man with no criminal records or anything suspicious about me, so on paper shouldn’t have anything to worry about (other than the US’s high crime rate) , but the US government seems to be making the country as hostile as possible to all outsiders.
I wonder if any cheeky young boys will change the road signs to "Aligator Auschwitz"? 
You say that like DeSantis would replace the sign if that happened.
Give the Republicans a few weeks to get braver and they'll change the sign themselves.
Give the Republicans a few weeks to get braver and they'll change the sign themselves.
Deportation flights from Alligator Alcatraz have begun.
I wonder too. It took longer to start flights than it took to build the place. Hopefully it means they're checking that every inmate they receive does in fact have a final order of removal.
That's optimistic.
They were probably sourcing new places to send them: most countries have seen the UN drop on venezuela and don't want that jive happening to them.
Oh, good. Drones will be able to accidentally kill the students much more efficiently than humans will.
Honestly it can't be worse than how the SRO performed at Marjory Stoneman Douglas.
Florida moves to scrap state school vaccine requirements
You should have Bugs Bunny'd us while you had the chance.
I'm not worried about it; the radioactivity in the roads should kill most virii, and what do we care how many florida men die to preventable diseases?
Well, for one thing, if they're still allowed to travel, they could infect a bunch of the rest of us before they go....
(Herd immunity only works if a certain percentage is vaccinated, thus protecting those few for whom vaccination remains unaffective)
(Herd immunity only works if a certain percentage is vaccinated, thus protecting those few for whom vaccination remains unaffective)
Well, much as I can't actually recommend that anyone visit the state (for increasing numbers of reasons), I couldn't help but conceive of the following semi-topical demotivational poster. Considering how well past satire all this is, who knows? Maybe someone will use it as a tourist draw angle....
(Photo created using Google Imagen 4 on Nightcafe. Poster made at imgflip.com)
Someone could likely do similar for the alligators.