Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I want to try and get into Heaven. I believe He saved me for a reason, and this is why I think He did it:
1:33 PM

Trump: I'm doing a name change!

The Department of Defense will be known as the Department of War.

Do you like it?
6:30 PM

 

[wonko the sane?]

And he honestly doesn't understand why he won't get into heaven.

I'd say something like "It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad" but it's just funny. He's going to hell, and he doesn't even believe in it.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'm upgrading to Diamond Status!

FINAL HOUR to accept before it disappears...

ACCEPT SPOT:
4:22 PM

From Trump: I'm alive! Democrats were praying for my death, so here's my response to the fake news:
6:27 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I am Donald Trump!

I tried to upgrade your MAGA membership but you never responded.

FINAL CALL:
2:58 PM

Trump: Is this [Coffee]?

I just tried to call your cell.

Here's what I needed to tell you:
6:05 PM

Hey, it's Winsome. Tonight's the final night to hit our fundraising goal. Every dollar counts. Chip in now:
6:48 PM

This is getting SAD!

We've asked you SO MANY TIMES to complete our America First Patriot Census.

LAST CHANCE:
8:26 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

THIS IS A TEST!

PLEASE, just save our contact information so Big Tech can't censor us:

-Your friends at the GOP
11:17 AM

I was thinking about you on Air Force One.

Will you take 5 minutes to read the letter I wrote you?

FROM DJT:
1:18 PM

Trump: A robot ran the country?

Laws. Executive orders. Many signed by the Autopen.

Should they be null and void?
3:54 PM

Notice on Social Security from Trump.

[CoffeeHorse]: Changes are being made!

Here's what happened:
8:27 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

This is a warning from the FBI Director

"You will be held accountable."

Look at what he just EXPOSED:
1:27 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

Wha'd ya do?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I don't know. Usually when the FBI reaches out to me like that they just want gift cards.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Finally got one again.

From Trump: You've got a RARE 2nd chance.

Your MAGA Survey deadline was just extended to 10PM TONIGHT.

HURRY:
1:08 PM

I have to wonder now. Did they outsource their entire text spam operation to TPUSA?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee], are you feeling spontaneous?

It's Trump & I've got 3 important reasons why I need $19 now!

PLEASE?
1:20 PM

President Trump: You might be invited...

Should I host a meet & greet at Mat-a-Lago or Trump Tower?

RESPOND HERE:
3:33 PM

From Trump: I'm upgrading to Diamond Status!

FINAL HOUR to accept before it disappears...

ACCEPT SPOT:
6:05 PM

(No subject)

[Coffee], Charlie Kirk didn't just live a full life... He showed us what it meant to live boldly, love deeply, and lead with truth.

With every ounce of his strength, he worked tirelessly to wake up a generation... To tell the truth... To save our country...
And, above all, to point people back to God.

And in the end - Charlie gave it all. No one can replace him. But all of us can carry forward with hat he started.

[Coffee], we want to give you a glimpse into the legacy he left behind - and calling that now belongs to us. We made this tribute to honor the man who gave everything... And to remind the world that his mission will press on. A life of faith.

A legacy that endures:

All of us will miss Charlie. None of us will ever forget him.

For Charlie,
- The Turning Point Action Family
7:30 PM