Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

Hey Coffee! Want to clear your inbox? Just finalize your MAGA Voter Profile status here & we'll take you off the list:
10:59 AM

Do you promise?

Hi! Please share your opinions in this quick national poll:
6:58 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

(No subject)

A massive defeat (Ashley Moody) - Alex Vindman

Hello Alex here. Let me be direct: My Senate race in Florida will determine whether Democrats win back the majority in 2026.

I served for 21 years in the United States Army. I swore an oath to protect this country when I first volunteered, and I work to honor that oath every day.

So when I overheard Donald Trump's corrupt phone call with Ukraine, I knew it was my duty to report that call.

That decision led to Trump's first impeachment - and the president's revenge campaign against me and my family.

It was a risk to report that phone call - one that ultimately cost me my military career. But my oath to this country comes first. That's why I am running for Senate.

I stepped up when our country needed a soldier, and I'm stepping up now because we need fighters in the United States Senate.

The latest polling shows us statistically tied to flip Florida's Senate Seat - but special interests are going to pour in unlimited amounts of money to protect Ashley Moody.

I need your help to overcome these attacks. So I am asking:

Will you rush in a donation so we can take back Florida and flip the Senate majority? My deadline is rapidly approaching:

Thank you. - Alex Vindman
7:26 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Patriot Grassroots needs your help canvassing around San Antonio, TX starting 5/14!

Interested? Sign up here:
4:28 PM

Patriot Grassroots has canvassing in GA!
Starting in Butts, Lamar, & Monroe counties on 5/11

Sign up for details:
5:21 PM

Where do these people think I live?

 

[KidTDragon]

Texas and Georgia, apparently.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I don't even have a car.

 

[wonko the sane?]

You must burn through a lot of running shoes.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I actually do. The soles keep falling off. I think the heat down here is melting the glue.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

They just can't keep up with you chugging coffee until you vibrate through spacetime.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Nothing is more important to me right now than a response from [CoffeeHorse]:
1:00 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

James Talarico here. I'm now officially running against Ken Paxton. Please chip in just $1 so we can win this race and flip Texas:
3:03 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

(No subject)

The pack needs your help!

In response to attacks on grey wolves throughout the country, a group of Defenders donors have issued a challenge: Thy'll provide a bonus gift $50,000 in wildlife funding - if we reach a goal of 2000 gifts by midnight tonight!

Make your now:

The deadline is approaching fast, and we're still short of that goal. You could help us cross the finish line and unlock $50,000 in funding that will go toward saving wolves and other vulnerable animals!

Pitch in for the wolves here:

-Defenders of Wildlife
5:25 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

JD Vance: TODAY IS THE DAY!

Help me celebrate President Trump's birthday:
9:01 AM

 

[KidTDragon]

Text me when it's his deathday, Vance. I'll help you celebrate that.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

(No subject)

It's Debbie Wasserman Schultz.

On June 30th, my campaign will face our first FEC deadline since I announced my candidacy for re-election in Florida's 20th Congressional District.

After this deadline, our fundraising numbers will become public for everyone to see - and with just two months until the primary, we need to show that this grassroots team is ready to fight back and win.

Florida Republicans chopped up Broward County to weaken Democratic power, and discourage anyone from standing up to the MAGA agenda. But, as always, I plan to leave everything on the field and directly ask as many residents as possible for their vote.

But I can't do it alone. We need resources to reach voters in every corner of FL-20, keep this seat blue, and ensure Broward has a strong, experienced voice in Congress.

I'm personally asking: Will you chip in $15 or any amount that makes sense for you before our June 30th FEC deadline? Your support would make a huge difference right now.

Thank you for believing in this campaign,
Debbie
12:27 PM

JD Vance: THIS IS HOW WE WIN THE MIDTERMS!

President Trump endorses this plan. Do you?

BREAKING NEWS MEMO:
9:28 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Air Force One just confirmed what we feared.

Brace yourself and read this:
3:08 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

JD VANCE: Please don't embarrass me.

I promised fellow MAGA Leaders I'd have your responses:
12:07 PM

 

[wonko the sane?]

You know what you have to do coffeehorse. Embarrass him!

 

[CoffeeHorse]

It's the least I can do.

 

[KidTDragon]

Not to poop on the party, but when has JD shown a capacity for embarrassment?

 

[wonko the sane?]

Believe it or not, sociopaths do indeed have the capacity for embarrassment, but you REALLY got nail them before they react to it.