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CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
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From Trump: Many people at the White House!

I need you to do something for me within the next 5 minutes, PLEASE:
11:33 AM

(No subject)

[Coffee], this is Kimberly, Chance's wife. I don't know how to do this, but I am BEGGING you.

I'm watching my husband before a trial that could take him away from us forever. He doesn't deserve this.

Our babies don't deserve this. We need help, and we need it NOW. If you've ever thought about helping, this is time.

Please, stand with Chance before it's too late:
11:52 AM

I have no idea who any of these people are, but it's formatted like a political text so I'm putting it here.

[Coffee] - we keep getting ignored. Will you please hear what we have to say?
1:25 PM

JD VANCE: Thanks for being a part of our MAGA team!

Can you please add us to your contacts?

I want to stay in touch:
4:40 PM

From Trump: I'm upgrading to Diamond Status!

FINAL HOUR to accept before it disappears...

ACCEPT SPOT:
6:15 PM

Can you believe the FBI Director?

The truth is out, and everyone involved is panicking!

Read memo:

-DJT
 


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