Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: Many people at the White House!

I need you to do something for me within the next 5 minutes, PLEASE:
11:33 AM

(No subject)

[Coffee], this is Kimberly, Chance's wife. I don't know how to do this, but I am BEGGING you.

I'm watching my husband before a trial that could take him away from us forever. He doesn't deserve this.

Our babies don't deserve this. We need help, and we need it NOW. If you've ever thought about helping, this is time.

Please, stand with Chance before it's too late:
11:52 AM

I have no idea who any of these people are, but it's formatted like a political text so I'm putting it here.

[Coffee] - we keep getting ignored. Will you please hear what we have to say?
1:25 PM

JD VANCE: Thanks for being a part of our MAGA team!

Can you please add us to your contacts?

I want to stay in touch:
4:40 PM

From Trump: I'm upgrading to Diamond Status!

FINAL HOUR to accept before it disappears...

ACCEPT SPOT:
6:15 PM

Can you believe the FBI Director?

The truth is out, and everyone involved is panicking!

Read memo:

-DJT

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: Will you rate my presidency and tell me what I should do next?

Just text me back a reply below, so I can see!
11:51 AM

Make this the only message you'll read today, [Coffee].

Don Jr. just wrote you a personalized note - don't hesitate to open:
12:23 PM

It's Trump & I promise your $10 will go further than ever today.

Let me explain:
1:46 PM

[CoffeeHorse]: APPT WITH TRUMP:

Your upcoming interview with the President actually begins NOW:
4:00 PM

From Trump: Did you save my number yet?

Please, I'm asking you nicely!

Save my number:
7:11 PM

Do you guys want me to save his number and see what happens, or have I suffered enough?

 

[Stepwise]

Suffered enough. Definitely.

 

[KidTDragon]

Whatever sin you committed, you've atoned for it. Hell, you've atoned in advance for seven or eight more sins.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Yes or no?

It's Trump.

Please, tell me you received this text?

Take a look:
10:24 AM

Trump: Is this [Coffee]?

I just tried to call your cell.

Here's what I ended to tell you:
1:24 PM

From Trump: TOTAL VICTORY in the fake New York case! It was 5-0.

Read this breaking news update from the President:
4:25 PM

Trump is requesting a minute of your time!

He'd like to conduct an interview.

START:
5:47 PM

Pres. Trump: Don't blow it

Your Platinum Membership was about to close - I gave you 6 more hours:
8:14 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I went on patrol with the police!

There's good news and bad news:
11:29 AM

From Trump: ALL I DO IS WIN!

$500,000,000 penalty? Dropped!

Read more:
1:57 PM

PERSONAL LETTER FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP after the ruling in New York.

For top supporters ONLY.

READ:
6:21 PM

Pres. Trump: I can only hold this open 1 more hour.

Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower?

Don't sit this one out:
8:05 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: Did you save my number yet?

Please, I'm asking you nicely!

Save my number:
2:07 PM

RNC Chairman Joe Gruters: I need a favor.

Can you add us to your contacts?

I want you to get critical MAGA updates:
4:20 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Try not to smile when you read this...

Though that might be impossible!

It's Trump & these numbers are hysterical:
1:08 PM

[Coffee], are you still getting my texts?

-President of the United States
2:17 PM

Notice on Social Security from Trump:

[CoffeeHorse]: Changes are being made!

Here's what happened:
3:56 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

One of these is not like the others.

From Trump: I want to try to get to Heaven. I believe He saved me for a reason, and this is why I think He did it:
10:04 AM

Hi [Coffee], it's Nina volunteering with Workers over Billionaires. While working communities struggle to put food on the table and afford rent, our tax dollars are going to war overseas and tearing families apart. This is NOT OKAY! Are you with us?
11:13 AM

PERSONAL LETTER FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP after the ruling in New York.

For top supporters ONLY.

Read:
1:12 PM

[Coffee]: CASE 15-DJT-94713

I need you to fill this out. Now please!

-DJT
3:41 PM

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT ON SOCIAL SECURITY

These changes might definitely affect you!

Here's what happened:
8:01 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee]?

It's President Trump. Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
10:17 AM

THE LAST 50 RESPONSES WILL BE REVIEWED BY TRUMP!

He asked us to flag yours.

LINE TO TRUMP:
3:44 PM

The last time I got that text it was also at 3:44 PM. It's a bot sending these texts. Gotcha.

From Trump: Would you ever burn the American flag?

You get one year in jail!

NEW EXECUTIVE ORDER:
5:55 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Notice on Social Security from Trump:

[CoffeeHorse]: Changes are being made!

Here's what happened:
10:23 AM

THIS IS A TEST!

PLEASE, just save our contact information so Big Tech can't censor us:

-Your friends at the GOP
11:27 AM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Rebate check?

THIS IS DONALD TRUMP.

Should bonus revenue from tariffs go back to the American People?
10:29 AM

Trump: Is this [Coffee]?

I just tried to call your cell.

Here's what I needed to tell you:
1:20 PM

Uh... I have a missed voicemail. I should check this.

It's Winsome again. Maybe you missed my message earlier. I need your eyes on this message:

PLEASE read it in the next 10 minutes!
2:55 PM

From Trump: Should I hold a National Convention in FL?

Before the midterms! It's NEVER HAPPENED.

VOTE NOW:
6:13 PM

Trump: I need you immediately."

72 hours until the floodgates burst wide open.

Chicago is next!

Hurry:
8:02 PM

Apparently.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I almost spit out my water!

Trump: "Guess how many visa holders we have in the USA."

You'll be shocked too!

HINT:
10:16 AM

From Trump: Did you save my number yet?

Please, I'm asking you nicely!

SAVE:
3:13 PM

From Trump: We're thinking about a rebate check.

Before my end-of-month deadline, please respond before I do anything:
8:03 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

Trump: "Guess how many visa holders we have in the USA."

What are the odds that they researched the credit card instead of the immigration document?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I was thinking about you on Air Force One.

Will you take 5 minutes to read the letter I wrote to you?

FROM DJT:
10:29 AM

[Coffee], are you still getting my texts?

-President of the United States
2:47 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

We've been looking everywhere for you

[Coffee], you made the cut for the Trump Gold Club!

ACCEPT:

- DJT
5:54 PM