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CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
From Trump: I want to try and get into Heaven. I believe He saved me for a reason, and this is why I think He did it:
1:33 PM

Trump: I'm doing a name change!

The Department of Defense will be known as the Department of War.

Do you like it?
6:30 PM
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
And he honestly doesn't understand why he won't get into heaven.

I'd say something like "It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad" but it's just funny. He's going to hell, and he doesn't even believe in it.
 


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