Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I want to try and get into Heaven. I believe He saved me for a reason, and this is why I think He did it:
1:33 PM

Trump: I'm doing a name change!

The Department of Defense will be known as the Department of War.

Do you like it?
6:30 PM

 

[wonko the sane?]

And he honestly doesn't understand why he won't get into heaven.

I'd say something like "It'd be funny if it wasn't so sad" but it's just funny. He's going to hell, and he doesn't even believe in it.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I'm upgrading to Diamond Status!

FINAL HOUR to accept before it disappears...

ACCEPT SPOT:
4:22 PM

From Trump: I'm alive! Democrats were praying for my death, so here's my response to the fake news:
6:27 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I am Donald Trump!

I tried to upgrade your MAGA membership but you never responded.

FINAL CALL:
2:58 PM

Trump: Is this [Coffee]?

I just tried to call your cell.

Here's what I needed to tell you:
6:05 PM

Hey, it's Winsome. Tonight's the final night to hit our fundraising goal. Every dollar counts. Chip in now:
6:48 PM

This is getting SAD!

We've asked you SO MANY TIMES to complete our America First Patriot Census.

LAST CHANCE:
8:26 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

THIS IS A TEST!

PLEASE, just save our contact information so Big Tech can't censor us:

-Your friends at the GOP
11:17 AM

I was thinking about you on Air Force One.

Will you take 5 minutes to read the letter I wrote you?

FROM DJT:
1:18 PM

Trump: A robot ran the country?

Laws. Executive orders. Many signed by the Autopen.

Should they be null and void?
3:54 PM

Notice on Social Security from Trump.

[CoffeeHorse]: Changes are being made!

Here's what happened:
8:27 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

This is a warning from the FBI Director

"You will be held accountable."

Look at what he just EXPOSED:
1:27 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

Wha'd ya do?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I don't know. Usually when the FBI reaches out to me like that they just want gift cards.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Finally got one again.

From Trump: You've got a RARE 2nd chance.

Your MAGA Survey deadline was just extended to 10PM TONIGHT.

HURRY:
1:08 PM

I have to wonder now. Did they outsource their entire text spam operation to TPUSA?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee], are you feeling spontaneous?

It's Trump & I've got 3 important reasons why I need $19 now!

PLEASE?
1:20 PM

President Trump: You might be invited...

Should I host a meet & greet at Mat-a-Lago or Trump Tower?

RESPOND HERE:
3:33 PM

From Trump: I'm upgrading to Diamond Status!

FINAL HOUR to accept before it disappears...

ACCEPT SPOT:
6:05 PM

(No subject)

[Coffee], Charlie Kirk didn't just live a full life... He showed us what it meant to live boldly, love deeply, and lead with truth.

With every ounce of his strength, he worked tirelessly to wake up a generation... To tell the truth... To save our country...
And, above all, to point people back to God.

And in the end - Charlie gave it all. No one can replace him. But all of us can carry forward with hat he started.

[Coffee], we want to give you a glimpse into the legacy he left behind - and calling that now belongs to us. We made this tribute to honor the man who gave everything... And to remind the world that his mission will press on. A life of faith.

A legacy that endures:

All of us will miss Charlie. None of us will ever forget him.

For Charlie,
- The Turning Point Action Family
7:30 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

The aggressive ones are back! I was starting to miss these.

Reached out but only got crickets!

Pres. Trump, JD Vance, and Don Jr reached out to you.

But you haven't responded?
10:27 AM

Pres. Trump: The door is about to slam shut.

You're running out of time to renew your Trump Platinum Membership:
1:16 PM

Team Trump: Can you lend us a hand?

We know you're busy, but this will be quick!

TAKE THE PATRIOT CENSUS:
3:49 PM

(No subject)
[Coffee], have we met?

I'm Jared Moskowitz, the Democrat running for re-election in Florida's 23rd District because there's nothing more important to me than fighting for working families.

I first ran for office to be an advocate for my community on what matters most. Since then, I've been getting sh*t done for Floridians, even when the going gets tough.

And look, my record doesn't lie: I've worked tirelessly to protect Social Security & Medicare, fought to bring down the cost of living, and pushed back against the MAGA right's extremist agenda.

And I'll keep doing it - every single day.

But the truth is, this reelection fight won't be easy. I have five MAGA opponents raking in cash, and Democrats need to win here to retake the House.

So [Coffee], can I count on you to chip in any amount to help us win this race? >>
6:02 PM

Jared, we actually have met.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee, Coffee!]

I picked YOU for my Inner Circle. For your eyes only:

- President Trump
1:15 PM

Sure. What do I have to do, sell Trump Platinum Membership to the people who are still at Diamond Status?

Today is National Voter Registration Day!

Do your part by registering to vote or updating your voter registration!

GET STARTED:
1:47 PM

DJT: Can you spare 30 seconds for me, [Coffee]?

I went LIVE from the Oval Office:
3:52 PM

From Trump: It's you and me against Gavin Newscum.

Are you all in?

Read my full remarks:
6:14 PM

From Trump: This is getting SAD!

I've asked you SO MANY TIMES to complete my Official MAGA Poll...

FINAL CHANCE:
8:28 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

President Trump: I love the smell of deportations in the morning.

Criminals, your time is up!

I'm going in with ICE:
11:26 AM

From Trump: Only 1 patriot has ever won this award.

I want [Coffee] to be next!

MAGA Gold Medal:
1:23 PM

You might be invited!

It's Trump: Should I host a meet & greet at Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower?

RESPOND HERE:
6:10 PM

JD Vance: I'm hoping you don't ignore this message.

I need a response from [Coffee] before midnight:
6:20 PM

Notice on Social Security from Trump.

[CoffeeHorse]: Changes are being made!

Here's what happened:
8:13 PM

I'm the most endangered Democrat in Florida & hardly ANYONE is donating to help. I'm begging:

Lois Frankel
8:33 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: This is starting to hurt!

JD Vance, Don Jr., and I have reached out to you SEVERAL TIMES.

TAKE A LOOK:
10:10 AM

(No subject)

BREAKING via THE NEW YORK TIMES:
"Florida Moves to End Vaccine Mandates for Schoolchildren"

[Coffee] - as a Democratic Representative for Florida, I'm working tirelessly to protect and serve my constituents.

But Donald Trump and his Republicans are pushing policies that threaten our health and safety.

So now I'm reaching out to a select group of respondents in your area with an urgent question. Please, can you take 3 minutes and respond? >>

DO YOU SUPPORT VACCINES?
YES >>
NO >>

I need to stay informed on public opinion so I can do my job effectively. I'm looking forward to hearing your response today. You can click the personalized link below to start your survey.

Thank you for taking the time,

Lois Frankel
11:16 AM

I AM DONALD TRUMP!

I tried to upgrade your MAGA membership but you never responded.

FINAL CALL:
1:02 PM

Hey, it's Winsome. This is my 3rd time sending you this... I'd REALLY appreciate it if you took a look - I won't ask again!
2:55 PM

Trump: Is this [Coffee]?

I just tried to call your cell.

Here's what I needed to tell you:
3:45 PM

Trump: Only respond if you're an American Citizen!

Should Voter ID laws be mandated in all 50 states?

Do Not Ignore:
6:25 PM

Pres. Trump: Don't blow it.

Your Platinum Membership was about to close - I gave you 6 more hours:
8:06 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: If I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
10:13 AM

Trump Trump Trump!

I answered questions 1-3 for you on my MAGA Audit.

Secure your submission:

-DJT
1:30 PM

Please, please!

Republicans from FL have responded EXCEPT my favorite - YOU!

- Donald J. Trump
3:58 PM

I am still registered as a Democrat but okay.

Trump: I'm going all in for you, but time's ticking!

Your Platinum Membership link expires soon.

Lock it in now
6:02 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Hello [Coffee], this is a reminder for your upcoming interview with the president.

Your interview begins now:
10:02 AM

After what you've done for me, I'm in your debt.

This is President Trump, and I have one singular message for you:
1;14 PM

DJT: Can you spare 30 seconds for me, [Coffee]?

I went LIVE from the Oval Office:
3:58 PM

I'm the #1 GOP target in Florida.
It's Lois Frankel here, and this race just got UGLY. I need your help >>
7:32 PM

I was thinking about you on Air Force One.

Will you take 5 minutes to read the letter I wrote you?
8:24 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I am Donald Trump!

I tried to upgrade your MAGA membership but you never responded.

FINAL CALL:
1:18 PM

JD Vance made a big decision about [Coffee].

Read it now:
3:34 PM

While working in the Oval Office, I dropped a big TRUTH.

I want to make sure you don't miss it.

-DJT
8:14 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee]! I just tried to call you - IT'S IMPORTANT.

It's DJT, and registration for MAGA memberships are closing!
10:01 AM

Hello [Coffee], this is a reminder for your upcoming interview with the President.

Your interview begins now:
1:19 PM

I know it doesn't seem like a lot, but all I'm asking for today is $1 for the MAGA agenda.

Here's why:
5:53 PM

Notice on Social Security from trump.

[CoffeeHorse]: Changes are being made!

Here's what happened:
6:16 PM

[Coffee]! I just tried to call you - IT'S IMPORTANT.

It's DJT, and registration for MAGA memberships are closing!
10:07 PM

Please don't try to call me at 10:00 at night. I don't answer calls that late anymore.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Excuse me?

I am Donald J. Trump, and you've just qualified for the very special MAGA Gold Medal!!

ACCEPT AWARD:
10:19 AM

PRESIDENT OBAMA JUST STUNNED US!
Trump & DeSantis want to rig election maps.. They NEVER bargained for this:
LFC
12:10 PM

That's from Lois Frankel. Obama's big move "They NEVER bargained for" is just him saying "We shouldn't have political gerrymandering in America." That's it. Stunning. Wow.

Is $10 too much?

It's Trump here, with an emergency call to action.

STAND WITH TRUMP:
1:21 PM

From Trump: [Coffee], did you forget to answer #2?

I'm not seeing your response. Strange!

Take a look
3:43 PM

Pres. Trump: Your Platinum Membership is about to close - I'll give you 6 more hours!

Don't blow it:
8:04 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Your jaw is about to drop!

PRESIDENT TRUMP WELCOMES YOU TO...
10:13 AM

DeSantis wants to ERASE my district & END my career

HUGE MISTAKE: I'm Lois Frankel & I NEVER back down >>
12:10 PM

DO NOT IGNORE THIS TEXT!

[Coffee], here are 3 reasons to give $5 before our deadline:
12:54 PM

Reached out but only got crickets!

Pres. Trump, JD Vance, and Don Jr reached out to you.

But you haven't responded?
1:26 PM

Can I bug you about something?

It's Trump, and here are 3 reasons why I need you right now:
3:51 PM