Campaign Texts Archive

[wonko the sane?]

We already knew.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Initiating an Official Trump Override!

Survey ID:0714-1946

Give Trump your opinion:
10:11 AM

Trump: I extended your Platinum offer for 1 more hour.

That's it.

Most people miss their shot. Don't be one of them:
1:10 PM

[Coffee]?

It's President Trump. Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
3:51 PM

Statement from the National Intelligence Director on OBAMA!

Read:
5:5n PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: 200 days!

Do you approve of my second term?

Any words of encouragement or advice?
1:25 PM

It's coming from inside the house!

Survey ID #: 16452447-484

This is a TRUMP ADMINISTRATION AUDIT:

-DJT
3:51 PM

From Trump: Download the Trump Contract Card to add me to your address book:

Welcome to the Golden Age of America!
5:48 PM

Pres. Trump: I've been trying to reach [CoffeeHorse]!

I left a message for you here:
6:21 PM

JD VANCE: Thanks for being a part of our MAGA team!

Can you please add us to your contacts?

I want to stay in touch:
6:52 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

The FBI Director just called me.

"Everything will be exposed."

Here's what he said:

-DJT
10:11 AM

Team Trump: [Coffee], we're waiting for you...

Your interview with President Trump is about to begin.

HURRY
3:46 PM

[CoffeeHorse]: CASE 15-DJT-94713

I need you to fill this out. Now please!

- DJT
6:00 PM

Only respond if you're an American Citizen.

Should we remove ILLEGALS from our Census?

Hide your screen!
8:12 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT ON SOCIAL SECURITY

These changes might definitely affect you!

Here's what happened:
10:14 AM

God spared my life for a reason. Everything has led to this very moment & you deserve to know why:

MAGA!

-DJT
1:10 PM

From Trump: TWO MAGA HATS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE?

I'd even sign one of them...

SPECIAL OFFER:
3:56 PM

Pres. Trump: I've been trying to reach [CoffeeHorse] all week.

Your Platinum offer ends TONIGHT:
8:18 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: I hope this question isn't too personal.

I HATE TO ASK.

Read my emergency memo:
10:13 AM

For the record, there is no question whatsoever in that emergency memo.

FROM TRUMP: Do you want to speak one-on-one?

I've got a few questions for [Coffee]

Let's talk:
6:04 PM

From Trump: Download the Trump Contact Card to add me to your address book:

Welcome to the Golden Age of America!
7:21 PM

That is not a fundraising link. That some kind of file. No way am I clicking that.

[Coffee]?

Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
8:16 PM

 

[Stepwise]

"might definitely?" sounds decisive. Or maybe it doesn't.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

They've been using that line for a month now. They're proud of it.

 

[KidTDragon]

You have to admire their commitment to noncommitment.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

NOTICE FROM THE PRESIDENT

I just took control of DC Police!

What are your thoughts?
10:17 AM

THE LAST 50 RESPONSES WILL BE REVIEWED BY TRUMP!

He asked us to flag yours.

LINE TO TRUMP:
3:44 PM

Nat. Debt or Refund Check

How would you like the tariff revenue spent, [Coffee]?

Reply before our survey closes in mins:
5:26 PM

Knock, know!

Trump's waiting at your door.

Will you support his plea for support?
8:08 PM