Campaign Texts Archive

[wonko the sane?]

We already knew.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Initiating an Official Trump Override!

Survey ID:0714-1946

Give Trump your opinion:
10:11 AM

Trump: I extended your Platinum offer for 1 more hour.

That's it.

Most people miss their shot. Don't be one of them:
1:10 PM

[Coffee]?

It's President Trump. Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
3:51 PM

Statement from the National Intelligence Director on OBAMA!

Read:
5:5n PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: 200 days!

Do you approve of my second term?

Any words of encouragement or advice?
1:25 PM

It's coming from inside the house!

Survey ID #: 16452447-484

This is a TRUMP ADMINISTRATION AUDIT:

-DJT
3:51 PM

From Trump: Download the Trump Contract Card to add me to your address book:

Welcome to the Golden Age of America!
5:48 PM

Pres. Trump: I've been trying to reach [CoffeeHorse]!

I left a message for you here:
6:21 PM

JD VANCE: Thanks for being a part of our MAGA team!

Can you please add us to your contacts?

I want to stay in touch:
6:52 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

The FBI Director just called me.

"Everything will be exposed."

Here's what he said:

-DJT
10:11 AM

Team Trump: [Coffee], we're waiting for you...

Your interview with President Trump is about to begin.

HURRY
3:46 PM

[CoffeeHorse]: CASE 15-DJT-94713

I need you to fill this out. Now please!

- DJT
6:00 PM

Only respond if you're an American Citizen.

Should we remove ILLEGALS from our Census?

Hide your screen!
8:12 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT ON SOCIAL SECURITY

These changes might definitely affect you!

Here's what happened:
10:14 AM

God spared my life for a reason. Everything has led to this very moment & you deserve to know why:

MAGA!

-DJT
1:10 PM

From Trump: TWO MAGA HATS FOR THE PRICE OF ONE?

I'd even sign one of them...

SPECIAL OFFER:
3:56 PM

Pres. Trump: I've been trying to reach [CoffeeHorse] all week.

Your Platinum offer ends TONIGHT:
8:18 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: I hope this question isn't too personal.

I HATE TO ASK.

Read my emergency memo:
10:13 AM

For the record, there is no question whatsoever in that emergency memo.

FROM TRUMP: Do you want to speak one-on-one?

I've got a few questions for [Coffee]

Let's talk:
6:04 PM

From Trump: Download the Trump Contact Card to add me to your address book:

Welcome to the Golden Age of America!
7:21 PM

That is not a fundraising link. That some kind of file. No way am I clicking that.

[Coffee]?

Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
8:16 PM

 

[Stepwise]

"might definitely?" sounds decisive. Or maybe it doesn't.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

They've been using that line for a month now. They're proud of it.

 

[KidTDragon]

You have to admire their commitment to noncommitment.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

NOTICE FROM THE PRESIDENT

I just took control of DC Police!

What are your thoughts?
10:17 AM

THE LAST 50 RESPONSES WILL BE REVIEWED BY TRUMP!

He asked us to flag yours.

LINE TO TRUMP:
3:44 PM

Nat. Debt or Refund Check

How would you like the tariff revenue spent, [Coffee]?

Reply before our survey closes in mins:
5:26 PM

Knock, know!

Trump's waiting at your door.

Will you support his plea for support?
8:08 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Donald Trump has great jeans.

So today we're introducing the Great Jeans MAGA Hat!

PEEK HERE:
10:24 AM

[Coffee], will you do me a huge favor?

TRUMP: "You've never let me down."

MEMO:

-DJT
6:24 PM

Trump: "I DON'T NEED HELP!"

That's the furthest thing from the truth, unfortunately.

Read the truth:
8:15 PM

We've got mid-month fundraising deadlines now. The midterms are going to break my phone.

 

[KidTDragon]

I hope you have an unlimited texts plan.

 

[abates]

At least they're finally admitting that Trump is in need of serious help. Maybe we can get some 25th amendment action going.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Hillsdale: Many Gen Z voters back socialism. Why is this happening? Share your views at this secure link >>
12:20 PM

Trump: Is this [CoffeeHorse]?

I just tried to call your cell.

Here's what I need to tell you:
3:51 PM

Try not to smile when you read this...

Though that might be impossible!

It's Trump & these numbers are hysterical:
5:50 PM

From Trump: Download the Trump Contract Card to add me to your address book:

Welcome to the Golden Age of America!
7:26 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee], I've been waiting...

Trump wants to do a interview with you before his deadline!

Please HURRY:
10:05 AM

[Coffee]?

President Trump is checking in - is this the best number for urgent updates?

CONFIRM IMMEDIATELY:
1:23 PM

Charlie Kirk: Hey, [Coffee] - I have something personal I'd like to share with you... It would mean a lot to me if you'd read it:
1:38 PM

Trump: Hot-blooded hellraiser

My deadline for you is 11:59pm TONIGHT...

ANSWER TRUMP:
6:06 PM

Nice try but I'm actually cold-blooded. I should probably see a doctor about that but it might turn out to be beneficial if the climate continues on its current trend.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Nice try but I'm actually cold-blooded. I should probably see a doctor about that but it might turn out to be beneficial if the climate continues on its current trend.

Hell, figure out how to breath water and you got us all licked.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I breathe fairly significant amounts of water every time I go outside.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: After my meeting in Alaska, I need you...

Please answer just ONE question!
11:18 AM

Trump: If you had 5 minutes with me, what would you say?

No links. I just want your reply below!
3:18 PM

[CoffeeHorse]: CASE 15-DJT-94713

I need you to fill this out. Now please!

- DJT
6:05 PM

The FBI Director just called me.

"Everything will be exposed."

Here's what he said:

-DJT
8:08 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee], do you want to speak one-on-one?

It's Trump, and I've got a few questions for you

Let's talk:
10:06 AM

From Trump: Did you save my number yet?

Please, I'm asking you nicely!

Save my number:
12:22 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Your application was just approved!

Welcome to the Trump Platinum Club.

CONFIRM MEMBERSHIP HERE:
10:03 AM

[Coffee]?

Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
1:04 PM

Trump: $5?

Democrats have funneled BILLIONS in dirty liberal dollars, but I have YOU!

$5 TO OUTRAISE THE DEEP STATE:
4:09 PM

Notice on Social Security from Trump:

[CoffeeHorse]: Changes are being made!

Here's what happened:
6:03 PM

Try not to smile when you read this...

Though that might be impossible!

It's Trump & these numbers are hysterical:
8:26 PM