What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

The Mighty Mollusk

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The main message of the GOP is nothing but "We're not the Dems/libs/whatever we want you to be mad at right now," so as long as that keeps up, the base doesn't care what else happens.
 

Xaaron

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"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are filled with passionate intensity." -- W.B. Yeats
 

Wheelimus

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House just started on the 12th ballot, with no deal secured for Kevin. Wonder how many times he'll lose today.

Dear Democrats: don't help them adjourn. Just watch the insanity and eat popcorn.
 

Pocket

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The main message of the GOP is nothing but "We're not the Dems/libs/whatever we want you to be mad at right now," so as long as that keeps up, the base doesn't care what else happens.
Thing is, that used to be enough to motivate them to fall in lock-step behind whoever seemed to be the majority at the time, so as not to let their infighting keep them from getting a win. That's one big reason why they've always been so hard to beat: even if they can't agree on anything, they will abandon their convictions if they think it's the key to winning.

Seeing that just abruptly stop like this feels like something out of a fantasy movie where the effects of a mind control spell wear off and everyone suddenly starts saying what they really think.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

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For the past few years, they were all in lockstep behind Trump. Then he started visibly losing, which is the one thing they can't tolerate. Nobody else has stepped up yet with enough force of personality to drag them back into line. Even opposing the Dems only goes so far when they don't have anyone to tell them how.

The only other candidate right now looks like DeSantis, who's basically Trump if he actually knew what he was doing, so we'll see how the future goes, but right now they're an army of idiots without a general.
 

wonko the sane?

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Desantis is a failure on the national stage because he has the exact opposite problem of trump: he cannot go off script. The second he has to go "off the cuff" his biases and explosive temper work against him instantly.
 

Wheelimus

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Final results of the 12th round, stolen from CNN

213 for McCarthy
211 for Jeffries
4 for Jordan
3 for Hern

McCarthy swung 14 people but because they have some Congressman out for the weekend it still isn't enough to become Speaker. 13th vote here we come!
 

Wheelimus

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House is adjourned until 10pm when McCarthy is hoping and praying that flipping two more dissenters plus two prior votes being back will get him to 218. We'll see tonight.
 

wonko the sane?

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I'm willing to bet he'll fail again. I suspect no one will tired enough of this shit to just get it over with till monday.
 

abates

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Matt Gaetz waited until the end and then voted "Present". Had he voted McCarthy, McCarthy would have won.

McCarthy did not look happy. I actually thought a fight might break out there.
 

Pocket

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Honestly I wish one would. Just rip off the veil of civilization that these clowns have been slowly picking away at for the past couple decades.
 

Dekafox

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wonko the sane?

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Yeah, but... they were going to do that kind of shit anyway. It also gives them the opportunity to strip mcarthy of his title with a single person backing that: I figured they would do that pretty much immeadiately.
 

Ironbite4

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Couldn't even get 218. Holy crap.

Ironbite-McCarthy's that much of a loser and that will always gnaw at him.
 


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