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unluckiness

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Most Animals don’t give a shit as long as it’s not their meat. It’ll be fine unless you own like, an elephant, gorilla or dolphin.
 

CoffeeHorse

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Conservationists could save any endangered species by dropping a few in the Everglades and just waiting.
 

unluckiness

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Yeah but that would be involve intentionally exposing animals to Florida, which is unethical, cruel, inhumane and i'm 50% sure gets you on some sort of list.
 
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A curly-tailed lizard begged me for a taste of my mojo pork once. I kinda regret not giving it any but I don't know if they can eat that, and figured I would never be allowed to eat lunch in peace again if I did.
 

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This just happens sometimes. Last week it was several bags of ramen. Another time it was a bunch of vodka. One time it was a bag of VHS tapes. All different people.
 

unluckiness

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Looked into possibly buying a stingray to put in our dried up formerly-redtail pond. Jesus, that thing was near 5 feet long and somehow a stingray will need an even bigger filter than that somehow. Dad also wants to set up a discus tank but I flat out refused. Told him that the damn things would be more work than his hypothetical grandchildren.
Someone just... handed me a bag of tomatoes. I guess I'm keeping them.
 
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