Conspiracy lunatic thread - people who believe in absurd nonsense are dangerous

[Pocket]

You know, the really great thing about the Alex Jones ruling isn't what he's going to owe people. Because really, if you go to your grave owing people way more than you've ever had and they're left holding the bag, who's really the winner? No, the great thing is the precedent it sets: that it is in fact possible for someone to owe people a billion, with a B, dollars just for lying on the air.

If we can take one idiot with a niche audience for a hundred times what he could ever possibly be worth, imagine what we could do to Fox News.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Four times. Four times his worth. Everything alex jones did netted him a net worth of roughly 250 million, which he started playing shell games with before the ruling ever even dropped. I heard that number kicked around in a couple of the new clips I saw.

Yeah: that's what lying, harrassing, torturing and enticing to murder gets you in the US. Quarter billion dollars.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Not that he'll ever pay a single penny unless the courts start seizing his assets and do it themselves.

 

[wonko the sane?]

It's in his best interest to not only start paying, but letting the court setup a repayment plan then abidding by it. If he refuses: the bailiffs will tear into it, they'll reposses his assets and flog them at mad reduction just to move them. Basically if he refuses to pay, he ends in a place where he literally cannot pay them back.

 

[KidTDragon]

In other words, we're rooting for him not to pay.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

It would've also been in his best interest to comply with the courts from the beginning, or to hire more competent lawyers, or not to brag on his radio show that he's never gonna pay up. Guy's an asshole, and he's never gonna pay unless the law steps in and makes him. And he'll cry about it the entire time.

 

[wonko the sane?]

In other words, we're rooting for him not to pay.

abso-*******-lutely!

 

[Rust]

Honestly, there's no "rooting" for him not to pay.
He's not going to pay.

At this point let's just skip the pleasentries and throw his ass in a 8x8 hole in the ground.

 

[Ungnome]

why 8x8.. I'm sure he could probably fit in a 4x4

 

[Rust]

why 8x8.. I'm sure he could probably fit in a 4x4

Strangely enough, I actually don't want to see Alex Jones dead.

Because like Limbaugh and Fred Phelps before him, when Jones kicks off he'll be forgotten. All his vitriol and hate vanishing like smoke in a heavy breeze as it stops polluting the room.

I want Jones to live with having his platform taken away, his livelihood taken away, and his freedoms taken away. I want the man to spend the rest of his life with a single hour of direct exposure to sunlight and the rest of the time he gets to take in the world outside his walls and how his absence is neither remarked upon nor particularly noticed.

Because for men like Alex Jones, nothing is worse for them than to be utterly ignored.

 

[Pale Rider]

And then he has permission to die?

 

[Rust]

And then he has permission to die?

**** no.
I want that slob to be a brain in a jar kept alive by legacy systems long after the building he's stored at falls into disrepair.

These sick wackos want to be immortal. Fine. Enjoy your immortality.

 

[Pale Rider]

Damn, you've gone full Drukhari on him.

 

[Rust]

I have no idea what you're talking about. *Shifty eyes*

 

[Pale Rider]

 

[KidTDragon]

I've never wanted to hug Jon Stewart while choking a politician more.

 

[NovaSaber]

And now Twitter is owned by a conspiracy nut:

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1586705231177474050

 

[Nevermore]

Wait, he tweeted that at Hillary Clinton?

And quotes the Santa Monica Obsever?

About that...

"Hillary Clinton Died on Sept. 11, Actually. That was her Body Double in Front of Chelsea's"

When Hillary Clinton collapsed on her way to her motorcade on Sunday, she touched off a Youtube video conspiracy theory bonanza. About 100 videos theorize she's not on antibiotics. She's 6 feet under. And that Hillary we saw walking around later, was either her body double, or a UFO supplied...

www.smobserved.com

Here in Germany, we call this "own goal", named after the football term for a player accidentally landing the ball in their own team's goal.

 

[Rust]

Makes me glad when Twitter's board approved the sale to Musk, I perma-deleted my seldom used account.

 

[Ironbite4]

Just so you guys know, Musk will be selling Twitter as soon as he can. It doesn't make enough money for anything other then keeping it's lights on and Musk is such a dumbass, he can't even do that. I expect about 2 years of this crap before we can expect a fire sale.

Ironbite-it'll be like Tumblr and Yahoo all over again.