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Wheelimus

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*Donald Trump goes on Fox News to announce he won't be running in 2024 because CoffeeHorse didn't support him*

*CoffeeHorse becomes most popular Allsparker ever*
 

The Mighty Mollusk

The bold ever fight on, their lives echoed in song
Citizen
We'd all be obligated to pitch in and find him a complete mint Grandus.

Which my phone's autocorrect keeps trying to turn into Grandma.
 

CoffeeHorse

*sip*
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Council of Elders
Citizen
Remember the Web 1.0 days when you were a site's 1 millionth visitor all the time?

[GOOD NEWS]

We're nearing our 1 MILLIONTH DONOR mark, & we want it to be YOU.

Give to be Pres. Trump's 1 MILLIONTH DONOR. Hurry:
9:47AM

PLEASE

We can't hold your spot for long. Become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter if you truly STAND with Trump:
10:02AM

OFFICIAL INVITE

Do you want to attend a PRIVATE dinner with Pres. Trump at Mar-a-Lago? Flight & Hotel - COVERED. Enter to win:
2:01PM

What: 1 Millionth Donor
Who: It could be YOU
When: NOW

Don't delay. Pres Trump wants YOU to be our 1 millionth donor >
2:36PM

ACTION NEEDED: Time is running out to Register to Vote in 2021! Register to Vote in Florida before the end of the year! Register HERE:
3:31PM

"LET'S GO BRANDON!"

YOU WON! Claim your FREE 'Let's Go Brandon!' OFFICIAL Golf Balls. 1 HR left! Claim yours NOW:
4:01PM

URGENT

We are RUNNING LOW on our BRAND-NEW Trump Christmas Stockings. Pres Trump is holding 1 for you. Click this link to claim yours:
6:47PM

DEADLINE ALERT. 4 hours left to sign Pres. Trump's SURPRISE Christmas Card. It won't be complete without YOU. Sign NOW:
8:31PM
 

CoffeeHorse

*sip*
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Today was a holiday and I didn't even know it.

Pres. Trump: I need to know.

Would you like an EXCLUSIVE 10X-IMPACT?

If YES click here >>
9:52AM

NOTICE: Missing Information

Payment is STILL REQUIRED before you can become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter. 15 MIN left! ACT:
10:02AM

INCOMPLETE

The GOP requested $45

"We can't save America without YOU! Step up NOW for a 575% IMPACT"

Contribute here:
11:32AM

TRUMP CASH BLITZ DAY

You have until MIDNIGHT TONIGHT to claim your 10X-IMPACT. Pres Trump won't do this again. Give >>
12:11PM

Pres Trump noticed you didn't enter to win dinner with him in FLORIDA. Don't disappoint him, he wants to meet YOU! Enter:
2:47PM

We've never done this. You've been CHOSEN to become 1 of the FIRST 2022 Trump Life Members EVER. EXPIRES in 9 HRS. ACT:
3:04PM

STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP & THE GOP

6 HOURS LEFT to join Pres. Trump in the fight for FREE SPEECH! Make a 575% IMPACT NOW >>
6:01PM

10X-IMPACT
10X-IMPACT
10X-IMPACT

Pres Trump is giving you 35min to claim this offer for Trump Cash Blitz Day. HURRY:
7:02PM

TOP SUPPORTERS ONLY:

Here's your chance to claim your FREE set of 'Let's Go Brandon!' Golf Balls! This special link is for YOU only:
8:01PM
 

Wheelimus

Administrator
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Council of Elders
Citizen
Trump Cash Blitz Day sure sounds illegal.

Also he really isn't going to let that whole lets go brandon thing die is he?
 

CoffeeHorse

*sip*
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
One of these is not like the others.

Pres. Trump: This is for you.

I've activated an 800%-IMPACT for 1 HR. Will you claim it?

I'll be checking- don't let me down. Claim:
9:17AM

FINAL NOTICE: Your 2022 Trump Life Membership offer expires at MIDNIGHT! If you don't step up, Trump's legacy will be erased! Act NOW:
10:02AM

WINNER! You won! Our End-of-Year Deadline is in 2 DAYS. 700%-IMPACT for ALL GIFTS. Don't wait, step up NOW:
11:02AM

CONGRATS!

Pres. Trump selected YOU to be the FIRST EVER Trump Supporter to receive an 8X-IMPACT! 1 HOUR!

Claim NOW:
12:05PM

Reminder:

The Special Year End Episode of "Real America" is out NOW! You do not want to miss this! Listen HERE:
12:08PM

FINAL NOTICE: Your 2022 Trump Life Membership offer expires at MIDNIGHT! If you don't step up, Trump's legacy will be erased! Act NOW:
2:01PM

It's Nancy Pelosi. We're about to embark on a historic Election Year that will make or break our House Majority. Can I count on you to become a 2022 Founding Member before midnight? I need 6 more Democrats from your state to step up to defend our democracy and Majority from Republicans who are out to unseat us. Can you pitch in $25 now? >>
5:15PM

We're begging you. President Trump wants to BREAK A RECORD this month. Final chance to claim your 8X-IMPACT >>
5:32PM

PAYMENT INCOMPLETE

The GOP requested $45 for:

"Become a Trump Social Media Founding Supporter"

Respond NOW:
7:01PM

Are you going to IGNORE Pres Trump after he reached out PERSONALLY? Last chance to claim your 8X-IMPACT. Click here:
7:32PM
 

Wheelimus

Administrator
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Donald Trump - sends you a massive amount of texts like a stalker ex
Nancy Pelosi - sends you one polite text
 

TrnsfrmGod

New member
Citizen
I'm just a little concerned that it's a (literal?) bait and switch

"He's not responding to our Trump stuff, throw a Pelosi message in there, see if he bites..."
...

"REEL 'IM IN! WE FINALLY GOT 'EM!!!!"
 

CoffeeHorse

*sip*
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Today was definitely a consequential news day, so:

TRUMP CASH BLITZ DAY

You have until MIDNIGHT TONIGHT to claim your 10X-IMPACT. Pres Trump won't do this again. Give >>
9:02AM

I like how "Donate" or "Contribute" has become "Give".

Kevin McCarthy: This year we retake the Majority & FIRE Pelosi! Listen to the Season 2 premiere of "Real America" NOW to hear how:
9:23AM

1)TRUMP NEWS ALERT

Devin Nunes to be CEO of Pres Trump's New Social Media Platform!

Add your name to the CEO Day 1 List. Act NOW:
10:07AM

Top Patriots Only

The new 45 Club Membership is being offered to SELECT patriots like YOU. Join the 45 Club & DEFEND Trump's Legacy:
12:18PM

Pres. Trump: I need to know.

Would you like an EXCLUSIVE 10X-IMPACT?

If YES click here >>
1:17PM

BREAKING

Biden's AUTHORITARIAN vax mandate was BLOCKED by the Supreme Court! Keep FIGHTING for FREEDOM! 400% Impact: ACTIVE! >>
4:56PM

Don Jr: Are you going to claim your TRUMP CASH BLITZ 10X-IMPACT from my father? He's asking about you. DONATE HERE:
5:47PM

F O
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If you want a 10x-IMPACT, follow this link:

If you DON'T, then you'll REGRET IT FOREVER.
7:31PM

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Are you a LOYAL Trump voter? Donate ONLY $30 in the NEXT HOUR & we'll send you a set of 'Let's Go Brandon' Golf Balls for FREE. ACT:
8:31PM
 

Wheelimus

Administrator
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
"Donate donate donate! Trump's lawyer's aren't going to pay for themselves (and he's sure not going to)!"


The what what? Dafuq is a "CEO Day 1 List", and why would I want to pay to add my name to it?


If this doesn't deserve a "like", I don't know what does.

My only regret was I had but one like to give. This new software didn't come with once a day special likes with glitter and shit like I requested. Smh.
 
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