The Nintendo Thread of Jumping, Slashing, and Home Decorating

Steevy Maximus

Well known pompous pontificator
Citizen
In the build up to next week’s Walmart Collector’s Con, it seems Jakks Pacific is getting in on the Metroid 4 hype by previewing some new Metroid releases in their Nintendo Toy Line:
First up is a new UV light up Metroid, the first large scale Metroid (6”) toy they’ve produced in YEARS-

To go with the big momma Metroid, they’re going to offer a 3 pack of 2 old 2.5” Metroid figurines and a “Prime” styled flavor Samus-

Less exciting is the Chozo Armor 3 pack, featuring the old Samus Aran 2.5” figurine mold rereleased in its 3 variant colors (Phazon, Varia, Gravity)-

For those looking for a 4”-ish Samus, she IS in circulation with Nintendo Core character assortment. A new mold was introduced in 2023 and I’ve seen the Gravity Suit flavor just last year And the Phazon variant earlier this year.
 

ZakuConvoy

Well-known member
Citizen
So...uhhh...Nintendo just dropped this...

No one knows what this is. Or what it may be teasing. Mother 4? Bio Miracle Bokutte Upa 2? Some sort of Pikmin spinoff? A Nintendo-branded baby monitor app for smartphones?

But, let the "Nintendo is for babies" jokes start...now!
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
If it is, it doesn't make any sense. They show a handful of objects seemingly moving around by themselves, but only a handful, and one takes focus for most of it. Conservation of detail is being blown right out the window. Also the pacifier jumps when the baby hits the chair, like it's being carried by something invisible. Also, it's been pointed out that in the background of one shot you can see something moving under the bed, out of focus. This is a teaser for something, all right, something about small invisible beings. Possibly Pikmin if Pikmin Bloom is canon.
 

Shadewing

Well-known member
Citizen
If it is, it doesn't make any sense. They show a handful of objects seemingly moving around by themselves, but only a handful, and one takes focus for most of it. Conservation of detail is being blown right out the window. Also the pacifier jumps when the baby hits the chair, like it's being carried by something invisible. Also, it's been pointed out that in the background of one shot you can see something moving under the bed, out of focus. This is a teaser for something, all right, something about small invisible beings. Possibly Pikmin if Pikmin Bloom is canon.

Arlo's already done a video on it:

 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
Three, actually. The first one is where I got my info.


 

LBD "Nytetrayn"

Broke the Matrix
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
So many gamers upon seeing this pop up.

 

ZakuConvoy

Well-known member
Citizen
If you had guessed "Pikmin" you were correct!

There's a new version of the video with the Pikmin visible on Nintendo's app. Hopefully it gets mirrored onto Youtube at some point.

I don't know, this almost feels like the "boring" option. No shade to Pikmin, but it doesn't feel like the most exciting or interesting subject for...whatever this may be teasing? A movie or a series of shorts? Or maybe it was just a one-off? And it kind of "ruins" the whole post-apocalyptic fan-theory that was kind of interesting, even if it was highly unlikely.

...Plus, c'mon, that baby TOTALLY had Lucas's hair! And the pacifier and other objects moving around could have been burgeoning psychic powers! It even had a mom! A Earthbound/Mother sequel (or even a collection or remake) tease was RIGHT THERE!
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
And it kind of "ruins" the whole post-apocalyptic fan-theory that was kind of interesting, even if it was highly unlikely.
Fortunately Nintendo now has Splatoon to take up the mantle of "silly cartoony game secretly set on post-apocalyptic Earth." They don't need two of them.
 


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