Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
8bitdo released a firmware update for the SN30 Pro+ controller (the controller i use) which made it compatible with the switch 2 so naturally in order to update my controller's firmware i had to fuckin install tiny10 (a custom lightweight distribution of windows 10) in a ******* virtual machine because apparently making a ******* linux version of your ******* update tool is so ******* hard!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Why would you ever need to update the firmware on your controller anyway?
 

Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
Why would you ever need to update the firmware on your controller anyway?

made it compatible with the switch 2

as you might be able to figure out with with amazing new invention they have called 'math', a controller that was released in 2019 does not include compatibility with a video game console released in 2025 out of the box and therefore would need an update to work with the new console
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I haven't paid any attention to the Switch 2. Are the controls all that different from the first Switch?
 

Princess Viola

Dumbass Asexual
Citizen
The JoyCon 2 charging grip and the Switch 2 Pro Controller both have back buttons that can be mapped to whatever the hug you want
 

Ceir

Active member
Citizen
New fortune cookie wisdom: "Even a dumpster fire illuminates something..."
 

Noip

I'll think of something later.
Citizen
We had chinese last weekend. My fortune was standard fluff. My son's cookie had no fortune at all. It was empty.
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I think the pictures are on my laptop, but I once got both halves of a fortune cookie factory mistake. One wrapper with no cookies inside, and another wrapper with two.
 


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