"FLATLINE! WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO! There, I said it. That'll be 12 shanix."
Marklonus is back, rested up, and bringing us a new batch of BTS images and commentary. This time, the subject of his affection is the evil* Decepticon medical officer, Flatline!
"Does this kibble make my thighs look big?"
"Relieve your intestinal tracks on my hood, will you?!"
Knock Out smirked: “What’s more deliciously ironic than refitting our nightmare doctor into the heroic skin of an Autobot medic?”
When Flatline’s spark was reignited within the new frame, he was furious—outraged to awaken in the guise of a hated Autobot.
But Knock Out, ever the showman, convinced him:
“Darling, don’t you see? You’re irony incarnate. They’ll think hope has arrived… right before you show them despair.”
"And one for Jenny and the wimp!"
"I'd just like to welcome you to the gun show! ...what? Flex? What's that got to do with anything?"
Flatline soon realized the efficiency of the new frame—improved articulation, stronger medical appendages, and a mockery of the Autobots who once bested him. His hatred deepened, fueling his loyalty to the Decepticons
"Hark! Is that but a troubled soul I hear? I must quickly make my way to their side! And on the way, try to think of ways to make it worse."
"Use my siren to run a red light?! Where's the fun in that?!"
Big ups to my Japanese wild boy Tomo san for working on this Armada Red Alert mold. I always wanted a solid Flatline figure and once I went down this idea path I became obsessed. Once I played out the story in my head the lore flowed and my eyes glowed over with the blood red details and the jet black paintjob! I also couldn’t get over using the black fist for Red Alert as a move out of Luke Skywalkers jedi fashion tips.
"I'm still not sure about this..." "Trust me! 'Good Doc, Bad Doc' gets 'em every time!"
"Can I play the piano anymore?" "Of course you can!" "Well I couldn't before!"
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"Wh-what are you doing...?" "Getting ready to light you on fire. You've been upstaging me as the 'evil doctor' this entire post!" "Oh... yeah, fair."
"Fabulous medical secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft this magic sword, and... wait, why am I here?"
That does it for another bit of BTS fun. I hope it's just what the doctor ordered... otherwise, he might kill me.
Share your thoughts on Markclonus's fiction or my stupid captions in the comments below, or over in the Age of the Primes thread on the good ol' Allspark forums! I'll see you there!
Source: Markclonus on Instagram
* You know he's evil because he doesn't wash his hands before performing an operation.