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Clever girl. Blue-state governors giving you trouble by threatening to mobilize the national guard against you? Press into the red states where the governors will roll over for you.

If it does, they'll just do what they always do and find a way to replace it with something even worse. At this point it's not what worries me about the future of Microsoft products; it's the fact that they fired all the real programmers and replaced them with chatbots and we're already seeing...

He's got my vote. Literally. Like, I'll write him in if he doesn't get on the ballot, damn whoever else is running.

He doesn't really want UBI at all, because the funding for it would have to come from people like him. He's just saying "Yeah we're killing so many jobs that society will need it to not collapse, not that that's my problem, LOL have fun collapsing, society!" Remember, dude's an Objectivist; he...

"Is nothing profane?" seems more appropriate in this case.

I've never even heard of that law. No points for guessing why it exists, but I would like to know which specific member(s) of Congress got ratted out to the press by the store they bought their porn from and then proceeded to sponsor the bill. Because you know they wouldn't dare protect the...

Gotta keep all those godless Canucks out of good, wholesome Seattle after all.

Of course they have the audacity to ruin penguins on this, the year of the Linux desktop.

At this rate, I could see the actual teams refusing to show up rather than submit to those rules.

The bananapants thing is that techbros managed to actually invent the Magic Button That Just Summons Finished Products Out Of Thin Air and they're having a hard time figuring out how to sell it to people. Does kind of improve my faith in humanity at least.

I wonder what branch of the executive branch handles hosting all the .gov domains. I wonder how long before they're told to shut down any site that publishes anything critical of Trump.

They absolutely cannot afford to drop the price. Not now, maybe not ever. Remember, the $450 price was set before the tariffs kicked in. They'll be lucky if they can keep selling it for that much without taking a loss, in another year or so.

35% fewer sales in the first holiday season compared to the Switch is still impressive when you consider everything the Switch had going for it that the Switch 2 doesn't: a three month head start, the most impressive Zelda and Mario games ever, rereleases of all the games that were on the WiiU...

Greenland isn't "scratch." It's not some uninhabited desert island. It's a territory of a sovereign first-world country who will start World War III over an attempt to seize it. Is that really easier than dissolving the US government and replacing it with an unelected body that answers only to...

Why bother to invade another country to set up a Galt's Gulch there when Trump is already on track to make the US into one?

I don't even believe this is Trump's idea. Someone planted the idea of annexing Greenland into his head specifically because it's the dumbest thing they could think of that would also get all of Europe to oppose him militarily and/or lead to mass desertion or even a coup by his own military...

They shouldn't have rescued him the first time. Thou shalt not suffer a fascist to live.

The US is hosting the World Cup this year. Sure would be a shame for both the country and FIFA if the entire world were to boycott it... or even just be too scared to come here because of the crazy brownshirts gunning down anyone who looks foreign.

This suggests to me that the system is rigged against this sort of person ever getting a shot at federal office.

Oh, he won't. There'll still be an "election"; I'm willing to just straight-up say that Facebook Guy is objectively wrong this time. De facto dictators love having "elections" that are hilariously rigged in their favor. Putin does it; Saddam Hussein did it... and an egotist like Donald Trump is...