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"...and though The Executioner stands alone, and the warriors of Hel seem numberless... Not one sets foot upon the bridge across the river Gjoll. They sing no songs in Hel, nor do they celebrate heroes, for silent is that dismal realm and cheerless. But the story of the Gjallerbru and the god...

That'll happen when your head writers leave between games.

There's only three, that's Cooler's Armored Squadron.

Oh, like we have room to talk.

Well, on the plus side, now all those Gravy SEALs can step up and show just how ready they really are to fight and kill for the Great Pumpkin, right? Right?

You are a worm through time. The thunder song distorts you. Happiness comes. White pearls, but yellow and red in the eye. Through a mirror, inverted is made right. Leave your insides by the door. Push the fingers through the surface into the wet. You’ve always been the new you. You want this to...

It echoes from the farthest star, resounding through the infinite void, resonating into the very fabric of existence. It has no beginning and knows no end. When all energy has been spent and all matters ceases it's motion forever, only the Song shall remain.

Not a high bar.

::: body slams Caldwin through a stack of tables into a pile of flaming thumbtacks :::

Just like the original. But with actual feet, so at least he actually CAN just stand there.

It takes a special kind of jackass to make Carlson look like the semi-reasonable one, but Cruz managed it. Granted, it's very much a case of "I don't care who wins because they're both awful," but still.

I remember him arguing with Fixit once. When your most memorable appearance is alongside Fixit, you know you're a D-lister at best.

Posted from Mar-a-Lardo in between cheating on his golf scores.

The bonus battle with Scarlet is rough. She's lightning fast; she parries bullets after the first couple of shots, so shooting isn't worth much; she'll react to you trying to use a healing item by charging; and once she goes into her second phase, if you don't get enough perfect parries to break...

So........instead of Skynet, we get AM from "I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream"?

It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to be the first message out and have enough buzz words to keep the cult on target. All they hear is "bad thing happened something Marxist something" and that's enough.

As desensitizing as it is, it should keep getting called out and denounced. They want us to just get used to it and tune it out so they can get even worse. Keep calling them on their jive.

Dreamwave did that. Of course, it didn't last long.