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  1. CoffeeHorse

    McDonalds Changeables Return!

    It was actually way worse when our parents dragged us to Olive Garden. The war on fast food will someday be remembered as the dumbest moral panic since the Dungeons and Dragons nonsense.
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    McDonalds Changeables Return!

    This stuff mattered. The backlash against it was well intended and correct on many levels, but misguided. This stuff mattered. Our parents didn't know why, but you know, and I know, and that's why. We do need shared experiences. This seems like a trivial one, but it was one.
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    Allsparkle General Discussion

    Go to bed, Seth. I'm not worried yet. Someone will take over. There's always someone crazy enough, and Seth won't be completely gone. The schedule is just going to be lighter, which is fair right now. Things will pick up again. We know there are comics coming. We're in a lull with no end date...
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    A Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far, Far Away.... - Star Wars General Discussion

    I feel like there has to be lot more to the Dark Side than just swinging a lightsaber in anger. That's natural. Which is why it's easy, I know. But if the Dark Side is the imbalance (a take I've always vastly preferred), there must be something deeply unnatural to it. That rush during combat is...
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    A Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far, Far Away.... - Star Wars General Discussion

    "Pass on what you have learned" goes for the Dark Side as well. With Palpatine gone, there is no one left to pass it on. It's a dynasty that's gone extinct. Someone who wanted to start it up again would have to start from scratch. But why would someone want to? The whole mystique of the Dark...
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    Toys It's the Return of the 'Mac? Rumors of McDonalds bringing back Changeables for 2026

    The only way this can get better is if they nail the packaging. Let's see some silly artwork and really lame riddles.
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    Transformers newsletter Auto-Update from 90s Returns!

    Welcome to Allspark! Yes we'd love to see more of this.
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    A Long Time Ago In a Galaxy Far, Far Away.... - Star Wars General Discussion

    I would start over. Forget Legends/Canon. Expanded Universe, take three. I'm no writer, so I have no grand vision for where the story should go or what era to focus on. I would hire actual writers and let them figure all that out. I would just give them a couple guardrails. 1: One jedi ever...
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    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    I want to go back. Between the useless "Checking your browser" page and waiting for sites to stop bouncing up and down as elements load in no sensible order, this jive isn't even faster anymore.
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    "I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace" will be one of history's iconic quotes someday.
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    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    The internet used to be full of tiny hobbyist sites that just served static content, and they didn't even ask you to join their newsletter before letting you see it. And it was good.
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    Sponsor TFSource News - MPG-20 Hot Rod, Missing Link Grimlock, New Legends and More!

    We have a newsletter from TFSource. New Preorders! - C-12 Grimlock | Transformers Missing Link | Takara Tomy - MPG-20 Hot Rod Style Gen. T-Spark | Transformers Masterpiece G - MPMN-01 Sideswipe | Transformers Masterpiece Movie Next Series - MPMN-02 Sideswipe G1 Red Version | Transformers...
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    Studio Series discussion

    It's been over 5 years now. Anything's on the table.
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    Random Thoughts From Out of Nowhere

    It looks the part. I wish it loaded in old browsers, but that's Neocities' fault. We never should have let them take http from us.
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    Studio Series discussion

    Cyclonus also needs a new face. It is not good.
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    The Upgrade Kits Thread

    I'm interested. We don't get enough super modes anymore, and this looks well done. It's crazy how much difference the new abdomen makes.
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    Campaign Texts Archive

    HOW do I have a 2026 Republican Merit Badge? This is only the second text I've gotten from you guys all year.


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