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Live forever. Die forever. Then live forever again. mayhem is the heart of the Spark.

See, we don’t even need Dragon Balls. Plus, drinking is the best medicine.

Life in Mayhem laughs in the face of sleep. You might find sleep deprovation here, but no rest for the wicked, or otherwise. :)

The fact that we get Allers instead of Emily Wong is a crime. Well, that and the fact they kill Wong off offscreen. I get the whole ‘war to end all wars’ Reaper war. But the fact that so many prior game supporting characters either just end up dying offscreen, or dying heroically offscreen...

You exist because he allows it. And you will fanfic because he demands it. :)

I mean, if Captain Marvel (Shazam) is a ripoff of Superman. Then Ultraforces Prime is a ripoff of Captain Marvel (Shazam).

I’ve definitely heard that one before. Risk is our Business.

Depends on what’s happening. Also, most likely both, at different times.

The Cake is a Lie! There is no Spoon! Why is the Rum GONE! Inhabitants of Peach Trees, this is Judge Dredd. In case you people have forgotten, tjis Block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. MaMa’s not the Law. I am the Law. Mama is a common criminal. Guilty of murder...

‘Scarlet Jr sighs, then winces slightly as his cyber winglets twitch’ Scarlet Jr: So this is how it feels to you bipeds. ‘Jr is a tall guy with a mane of red hair, blue suit, fedora and glowing electric blue cyber eyes’ Scarlet Snr: ‘from the floor’ I’d wear it better. GSO: Huh. Blue Indy...

‘Scarlet promptly slides off his barstool’ GSO: Oh god, here we go again. Scarlet Jr: Keep that mirror away from me! I like my wings where th…! Oh come on!

Event Horizon is one of the very few movies that have ever unsettled me. Admittedly, I did watch it by myself in my college room, in the dark, with headphones. There’s apparently a prequel comic on the way going into what true horror happened to the original crew. I do like the fa on idea...

Shreds the body, and the mind.

Scarlet: I would try, if I could remember which reality i’m in. Or from. Also, I think I can taste sound. Is that normal? GSO: How the hell am I getting second hand drunk from a fictional character?

Have you ever downed a Gallon of RynRift and spent the rest of eternity watching EVERY possible reality. At the same time? ’Scarlet slowly sinks down until his head rests on the table next to a pipe the ends in the barrel next to bar.’ Which dimension are we in?

Always trust Centauri.

Greetings Program

And here, we, GO!

Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me man! I’m noy going to kill you. I want to tell all your friends about me. What are you?! I’m Batman!

I mean, in Mayhem we take madness seriously. :)