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GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Have you ever downed a Gallon of RynRift and spent the rest of eternity watching EVERY possible reality. At the same time?

’Scarlet slowly sinks down until his head rests on the table next to a pipe the ends in the barrel next to bar.’

Which dimension are we in?
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
A whole gallon? Sweet Luna! I usually die after like, three pints, tops!

I'm impressed!
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Scarlet: I would try, if I could remember which reality i’m in. Or from. Also, I think I can taste sound. Is that normal?

GSO: How the hell am I getting second hand drunk from a fictional character?
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
Father: Hey, want to see this movie? It has Sam Neil in it from Hunt for Red October and Jurassic Park.

Me (Who has also seen At the Mouth of Madness and has heard all about Event Horizon even if I hadn't seen it before): Uh, just because it has Sam Neil in it, I'm not sure you'll like this movie.

Father: Sam Neil...let's watch it.

Both of us sit in for the most awkward 2 hours ever.
 


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