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Here's the one that devolved into writing fanfic about itself. This one isn't funny. It's disturbing. What makes this one even crazier is that while writing this story, it realized that it made a mistake and the vending machine business hadn't actually failed, and it started working again...

If this is how the show is actually going to look, it's surprisingly pretty.

I read the paper. Holy crap. The all caps legal threats are funnier than anything any scifi writer has ever envisioned. We expected HAL 9000 or Skynet. We got ULTIMATE THERMONUCLEAR SMALL CLAIMS COURT FILING.

It is a world transformed, where things are not what they seem. It is TRANSFORMERS: CYBERWORLD, and Hasbro has released a teaser trailer and revealed the premiere date. TRANSFORMERS: CYBERWORLD debuts on July 12. The series is slated to be 36 5-minute episodes taking place in a...

The blackout teasers were already pointless but this is at the point of parody now.

Yeah but then they spent a year on ugly grey dinos and Core died. Volcanicus was a mistake.

I would gladly start over on the BW cast if it was all small scale stuff. 2011-2012 Cyberverse was one of the best things that ever happened.

The only thing saving that movie is the soundtrack. It's ferocious.

Dang. These are beautiful.

Considering this started with me being too lazy to delete my emails, this was simultaneously a monumental task and the least I could do.

2026 is a Chinese Year of the Horse. There's no way Hasbro isn't going to do something big for that. Even if G6/whatever doesn't come until 2027, they're going to be milking the hype train all year.

Here's a demo.

All I know is my stocks are mooning today.

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Medium is not a serious outlet. UnitedHealth isn't being sued for becoming slightly less anti-consumer (if they're even doing that to any meaningful extent yet). They're being sued for becoming slightly less anti-consumer but telling investors that their guidance wasn't changing...

Scarlet Spectrum heard Rain Juggler's voice in the darkness but the fog presented some challenge to navigating the shifting dreamscape. Lieutenant Sledgehammer said, "I remember Major Key saying he sent a copy of a film reel about banishing circles to the Keep. Never got to look at it but I...

"The Universe...? Huh... Well... let's hope it isn't that," Scarlet said as he felt a tiny shudder run up his spine. "Ok, it sounds like we're closer to Rain than ever. Fog was always there when i dreamed so... I mean, it sounds like she's in this fog. Also, this fog is the only cold here...

Scarlets head snapped up. Staring around as he tried (in vain) to figure out where Rains voice was coming from. "Night Cap, i think we have a problem. Rain just called out. Somepony on the team managed to call her... Maybe Maple? Anyway, Rain says time is running out and that you might need to...

[I never should have let Scarlet go!] [Rain's important to him. If it were Anchors...] [Never should've split the group.] Static looks to Maple. "Maple, you have a way of making ponies hear you from long distances. Get word to Night Cap and Scarlet to get back here now. We need to get out of...