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That's a good comparison. At this point no one knows what exactly they're expecting to find there, or why it would matter, and no one seems to have a problem with that. Though if anything it's actually shot past it to being even stupider than the Hillary and Hunter witch hunts because they're...

Man, people are really hung up over the tax return thing. It's like both sides are run by people who skimmed a Wikipedia article about Al Capone and came away from it with a cargo-cult-esque idea that this is somehow going to be the Smoking Gun.

The referendum over Brexit was closer to the last referendum over Scottish independence than it is to the present day. Feel old yet?

No, I'm pretty sure he's a genuine Trump fanboy himself. He doesn't say it often, because that would mean taking the attention off himself, but he's said it enough.

I'm pretty sure it's Discord that would get in trouble for that. Unless it was being hosted literally on your server. I don't actually understand how Discord works.

I just realized, the best thing that could come of this is that he has to pull the plug on that tunnel nonsense he's been working on.

Maybe they'll start pushing for a new system that does away with runoffs. One way or another.

Just ask Donald Trump! He spent his whole life doing literally nothing BUT losing money, and still manages to pass himself off as rich enough that he just needs a little more to accomplish his goals, but don't worry, he's good for it, honest.

Just a reminder that all stock market activity is insider trading except the amateurs who know so little they might as well be playing the slots; it's just that only an unfortunate few ever get caught.

Probably Schumer.

It's the same bullcrap as Reagan's "government is the problem" spiel. So you want to become part of the problem, is what you're saying?

I'm just shocked it took this long to get to this point. Was anyone even in the pool for it taking more than a year? Everyone I know was making it sound like the whole country would collapse overnight.

That's all anyone has ever meant by it. No one batted an eye at Lucille Ball being married to a Puerto Rican back in the '50s, and that's when they did bat an eye at a married couple sharing a bed!

He's so bad at this, it makes you wonder how Teslas can even make it out of the driveway without spontaneously exploding.

Unfortunately that just means they've already moved on to the "replace him with someone just as evil but actually competent" phase of the long-term plan.

Oh, he won't actually bother to start a party; he'll just demand to be on the ballot under either "The Trump Party" or just independent without bothering to do more than the minimum requirement of paperwork. And then the most well-funded of his allies who lost the primary will follow suit. I...

That won't stop him from trying. Nothing ever does.

And then that becomes the catalyst for the surviving Republicans (in coalition with any MAGA Party members who actually make it in, which I'd expect to see a roughly equal number of actually) begging for more states to switch to ranked-choice ballots. The question is whether the Democrats will...

Watch Jeff Bezos end up buying it and merging it with Rivian. The upside is that it'll probably get that dumb Cybertruck canceled.

Do we need to bring Sherman back from the dead, or what?