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‘Scarlet Jr sighs, then winces slightly as his cyber winglets twitch’ Scarlet Jr: So this is how it feels to you bipeds. ‘Jr is a tall guy with a mane of red hair, blue suit, fedora and glowing electric blue cyber eyes’ Scarlet Snr: ‘from the floor’ I’d wear it better. GSO: Huh. Blue Indy...

‘Scarlet promptly slides off his barstool’ GSO: Oh god, here we go again. Scarlet Jr: Keep that mirror away from me! I like my wings where th…! Oh come on!

Event Horizon is one of the very few movies that have ever unsettled me. Admittedly, I did watch it by myself in my college room, in the dark, with headphones. There’s apparently a prequel comic on the way going into what true horror happened to the original crew. I do like the fa on idea...

Shreds the body, and the mind.

Scarlet: I would try, if I could remember which reality i’m in. Or from. Also, I think I can taste sound. Is that normal? GSO: How the hell am I getting second hand drunk from a fictional character?

Have you ever downed a Gallon of RynRift and spent the rest of eternity watching EVERY possible reality. At the same time? ’Scarlet slowly sinks down until his head rests on the table next to a pipe the ends in the barrel next to bar.’ Which dimension are we in?

Always trust Centauri.

Greetings Program

And here, we, GO!

Don’t kill me! Don’t kill me man! I’m noy going to kill you. I want to tell all your friends about me. What are you?! I’m Batman!

I mean, in Mayhem we take madness seriously. :)

Carla was the Prom Queen. Really? Yeah.

Hello? ’angry shouting’ I’m only borrowing your Humvee!

OF COURSE!! Also, what film was Julia in on MST3K?

LIKE LIGHTNING!!! Raul Julia made Bison iconic. And turned a so bad it’s funny film into a super guilty pleasure. And he did it all while battling illness. He is also the greatest Gomez Addams.

When General Bison graced your village with his presence, it was the most important day of your life. But for me. It was a Tuesday.

That’s great news General. Congratulations! On the contrary I mourn. Oh okay.

GAME OVER! :)

Oh absolutely!

I wish I could remember that. However, I think I was either very drunk, or very dead at the time. Possibly both.