Wild Manes

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen

There's only so many ways to make cocoa before it gets samey.

All of four people are listening to it!

These sitting poses hurt me.

Five people!

One of Cherie's recipes went well? This guru might be legit.

Six people!

Lots of butter? I'm in.

You don't even know ten people. How can you not recognize this voice?

WHY is it so important to talk to Perla about this right now?

Why would you bust her live on air? Maybe she wants to be anonymous.

I don't know what I'm doing either. All of my plans are in ruins so I'm just winging it through life now.


Meh. More positivity is the last thing this town needs.
 

ZakuConvoy

Well-known member
Citizen
A Pearla-emergency! What, did Cocoa's cocoa machine gain sentience or something?

Maybe you should bring Tilly along. She's useful if you need to smash something.

Tilly's trying to be positive today! That's nice. I mean, you could still be positive and help. But, it might be easier to stay positive, if you don't get sucked into the hijinks, I suppose.

Tilly's order is so boring it made Cocoa depressed.

Pearla has a podcast? Of course she does.

"There's nothing else to listen to! Know one else knows how this dark sorcery works!"

Seeing these horses with headphones is equal parts cute and wrong.

...Did Tilly really NEED to be inspired to train for a triathlon? It kind of seems like her kind of thing. Her kind of thing that no one else even bothers to compete in.

Every week? How long has this podcast been going on for?

Peach Macarons! That's...pretty basic? I'm guess I'm glad that Pearla can inspire such..."humble" goals? At least they're easily achievable.

Positivity Popcorn! She charges three times more for it than regular popcorn! She's POSITIVE she's gonna turn a profit!

Pearla's podcast seems to be making everyone pretty snacky.

Squash exists in the Wild Manes universe. I don't know why that surprises me, but it does a little. What kind of triathlon includes squash, though?

Wait...she didn't recognize it was Pearla? But, she only knows like half a dozen horses! How could she not recognize the voice?!

Has Pearla been broadcasting for hours straight? I don't know how some people have the energy for that.

Okay. She got there. It took longer than it should have, but she figured it out.

This is a VERY low stakes episode.

I don't know why Pearla thinks she's bad at this. Did no one call in? Did she forget to give people her number so that they could call in? Maybe her viewership numbers are low, but that's just because there's only 10 horses in town.

So, she HAS been doing this live this whole time. I guess she is bad at this. She doesn't even know she can record a episode and schedule it to be released later. I think the people who made this episode think podcasting works like radio?

But, why was she been moving her trailer all over town, if she was just inside broadcasting this whole time? Does she think she needs to get a better "signal"?

"The world doesn't need TWO podcasts. That'd be crazy!"

...NO ONE recognized the voice?! *SIGH* These be some dumb horses.

Wow. Interviewing someone they talk to every day. Ratings gold, right there.

Cocoa's spilling all the hot cocoa about her friends live on air! Unfortunately, viewership numbers on this episode were even lower than normal. After all, Cocoa wasn't listening in, so Pearla was down 20% of her viewers.
 
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