What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

Pale Rider

...and Hell followed with him.
Citizen
I bet he can't wait for a big earthquake to hit the west coast on his watch just so he can deny FEMA assistance.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
Oh look; the personification of keggy and the trump regime in general. The metaphor, the disdain, the disrespect and the disappointment. They've even got the "We told you this would happen" in there.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
And it's like: why does he even need eisenhowers globe? The world has changed since it was made, he can't even read it anyway. Surely there was cheaper fidget spinners for his drunk ass to play with.
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
If I were ever President, I'd probably have the opposite problem. I'd demand everything of historic significance be carted out and sent to the Smithsonian so I don't have to worry about it getting damaged by all the busy people running around. Getting the Resolute Desk out of the Oval Office would also be a convenient excuse to bring in one I can actually keep a computer on.
 

CoffeeHorse

Hanging in there
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
Same. I'm generally paranoid about old stuff. I don't want to be the guy who ruins things. Let someone else scratch it.

There's one exception though. They'd have to let me play with the old computers. Take me to the Pentagon's Cromemco.
 

KidTDragon

Now with hi-res avatar!
Citizen

Time for all of the Trump-enablers to try to rehab their images as if nobody saved the receipts.
 

wonko the sane?

You may test that assumption at your convinience.
Citizen
I don't know why he thinks the furries are hiding that hard. They have entire conventions that are not small.

Course, it's also ridiculously loaded with like IT and cybersecurity folk... so he's maybe not incompetent, just trying to not poke the bear. My money is still on fuckwit though...
 


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