What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

The Predaking

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Retina scan? There has got to be more than enough high res pics of his eyes out there to make a comparison.
 

Ironbite4

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That is a walking corpse. Or sitting corpse. Whatever. Point is, there is no life behind those eyes besides whatever drugs they're pumping into him to keep him breathing.

Ironbite-the Man that he once was is gone.
 

wonko the sane?

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So elder abuse, desecrating a corpse, fraud... and that's before you even get to the investigation about whose using his vote.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

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I saw a gif of just his head slowly turning, and y'know......for all the "Mitch looks like a turtle" jokes we've all been throwing around, that really is exactly what my pet turtle looks like when she's on her warm rock and someone walks by.
 

KidTDragon

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Election Day is a little over a month away and the GOP is polling abysmally. You know what that means: time to play the hits!

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Jack Smith is testifying before the Senate today. Republican Eric Schmitt attempted to catch him out in a lie - asking him if he was at a Hawks game in Atlanta, and then providing proof in the form of a blown up screencap of some messages to prove it when Smith denied it. Schmitt's accusation of perjury was shortlived as it turned out Smith had been at a Hawkeyes game in Maryland on the date in question.
 

wonko the sane?

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Regular, normal people don't. Republicans applying for the role of "trump codpiece" desperately want to make smith look bad because smith hurt trumps feelings.
 

Ironbite4

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They were trying to prove perjury. Because if he lied about what game he was at, he's lying about everything else. Schmitt's Creek though went a step further in order to accuse Smith of getting with Fani Willis to conspire against Trump. Because that's where his dumb ass goes.

Ironbite-and then he got flattened by Klobuchar basically saying "you're wrong moron" but said in politics.
 

Steevy Maximus

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They were trying to prove perjury. Because if he lied about what game he was at, he's lying about everything else. Schmitt's Creek though went a step further in order to accuse Smith of getting with Fani Willis to conspire against Trump. Because that's where his dumb ass goes.

Ironbite-and then he got flattened by Klobuchar basically saying "you're wrong moron" but said in politics.
And MSNow got an AMAZING shot of co-schemer Katie Britt's completely mouth agape when Smith clarified and destroyed their "gotcha" moment.
 

KidTDragon

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Gov. Greg Abbott pulls endorsement after candidate's DWI video surfaces​

The video shows officers administering a field sobriety test to Flores. As they requested a breath sample, he asked whether he could receive a warning and he later appears to use a racial slur.

"The governor just freaking endorsed me," Flores can be heard saying in the video. "I have very huge endorsements."

Looks like "Do you know who I am?" just got some real competition.
 

Ironbite4

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So FEMA's out of money because Trump's redirected it to stupid projects and his own pocket. That's what the head of FEMA just told us all.

Ironbite-my god in heaven when will people say enough?
 

Ironbite4

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Basically that. He really doesn't get that the point of a federal government is to be able to provide support for it's states in case of everything. To him, he is the God King of America and anything that doesn't benefit him means it's got to go.

Ironbite-and the GOP has no idea just how that will affect them.
 
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