The jankiness of TF lore: a feature, not a bug

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[Split from Thread of Thoughts, Questions (and Maybe Even Answers) That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread]

I was rewatching "Five Faces of Darkness", and Matrix-Optimus and Rodimus have this exchange:

RODIMUS: And the Quintessons are our creators.
OPTIMUS: For all these centuries, the Quintessons have waited for the proper moment to strike, to reclaim the planet we Transformers took from them.
RODIMUS: And now they're going for the gusto.

Even before I'd gotten to that part, it had occurred to me that the Quints had picked just about the worst time in a lot longer than centuries to pull off their plan. If the Combaticons were able to beat Shockwave and his drones and take over, why couldn't the Quints and their Sharkticon army? Especially since they wouldn't have even needed to fully defeat Shockwave - they just needed to get to the switch and throw it. For all their calculating and forecasting, what took them so long? Where had they been for the last four million years?

Well... what if they hadn't been around for all that time? "Madman's Paradise" showed that they'd had the means for interdimensional travel before they'd been driven off Cybertron. What if, at some point after their expulsion, they left this plane of existence entirely? Perhaps they found another dimension that seemed like greener pastures. And maybe the Quints we see are exiles who were banished back here, or maybe refugees from some calamity that befell them in that other place. Keeping the "centuries" framing (and conveniently disregarding the "all these"), they only had to have been back for at least 200 years - not long at all on their timescale. And per "The Quintesson Journal", they had a lot of irons in the fire. Cybertron may not have even been as much of a priority to them as Optimus suggests.

For that matter, it's unclear how subjective the Matrix's info is; if it's just a collection of the memories of its holders, those can be flawed and biased. I like to think that the Quints hadn't even thought of Cybertron at all until some TFs showed up on their doorstep. Maybe that could explain the "innocent" discrepancy: In the movie, they didn't realize what Hot Rod and Kup were, and they were just having their fun. It wasn't until after they'd dealt with the Sharkticon revolt and had reason to wonder who those robots were that almost got them slaughtered that they reviewed the incident and realized they were TFs. That then reminded them of Cybertron and started them hatching their plan.

I don't recall enough specifics of the other Quint-related exposition throughout the series - or in the 3H fiction, for that matter - to say if this idea holds outside of FFoD. I'm open to hearing it doesn't, but I suspect it does.

One other reason I like it is because time doesn't have to flow at the same rate in another dimension, so that's a way to make the millions-of-years thing less absurd, at least so far as the Quints are concerned. That timeline is something I've never liked about G1, even as a kid - there was no need for it. So I also appreciated the Dreamwave solution of Cybertron and its inhabitants having been fully shut down for most of it. But that's another topic.

(And another topic besides that is the quality of worldbuilding, character, dialogue, and atmosphere in FFoD. If only it'd been animated better!)
 
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For all their calculating and forecasting, what took them so long? Where had they been for the last four million years?

Well... what if they hadn't been around for all that time, at least not in this dimension? "Madman's Paradise" showed that they'd had the means for interdimensional travel before they'd been driven off Cybertron. What if, at some point after their expulsion, they left this plane of existence entirely? Perhaps they found another dimension that seemed like greener pastures.

Would be funny if they accidentally bungled a quadrant lock situation and locked THEMSELVES in a slow-time pocket. But yeah, there's a nice little chunk of time for some stories about them getting into skirmishes with colonies or something.
 

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Would be funny if they accidentally bungled a quadrant lock situation and locked THEMSELVES in a slow-time pocket. But yeah, there's a nice little chunk of time for some stories about them getting into skirmishes with colonies or something.
Ha! Yeah, between quadrant locks, dimensional portals, and also time windows for that matter, there are plenty of ways the Quints could've removed themselves from the scene for any length of time. With interesting story potential, to boot. Interdimensional travel in particular is an opportunity for eldritch horror that would suit them well.
 

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Part of me wonders why I complain about G.I. Joe being involved with Transformers when in the Marvel days RAAT would be equivalent to G.I. Joe.
As a kid reading the Marvel series (both of them), I actually wanted to see RAAT interact with Joe and Cobra.

In answer to your question, maybe it has to do with Joe being such a thing unto itself. Its own lore and cast and everything can easily consume too much narrative oxygen if what you're really there for is space robots. I didn't mind it whenever it was contained in crossovers, but I started getting tired of it in IDW. It didn't help that Joe was just one of several other franchises intruding on TF in that case, but still. I haven't read any of the new comics, so I don't know how it feels there.
 

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Part of me wonders why I complain about G.I. Joe being involved with Transformers when in the Marvel days RAAT would be equivalent to G.I. Joe.
Not like RAAT was any better than the Joes.
 

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it would be interesting to review "War Dawn" (well, this would be more akin to "War 6:30 with a stop for McMuffins") through the post-2000s lens of the origins of Megatron and the factions....as well as modern toy altmode issues that Studio Series has occasionally faced.
On the note of modern toys, one of my hopes-against-hope is that Evolution Optimus Prime will be reissued with a remold that makes his alt-mode "Cybertronian". That way it could represent him at the end of the episode, maybe with additional lore that the trailer is a life-support machine. And aesthetically it could help Pax's design by not forcing it to accommodate such a very different-looking truck mode, as well as provide an avenue to make the robot kibble on the trailer less egregious - who knows what a Cybertronian trailer ought to look like?

I mean, hey, considering they've already done Bee, Jazz, and Wheeljack...
 

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I want a Prime that transforms into whatever the hell he turned into in Marvel issue 1.

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That could totally be Pax's cab mode! GET ON IT HASBRO

I actually am slightly surprised HasTak's never done that in Legends/Core/whatever size. Wouldn't be their deepest cut.
The Marvel G1 comics get far less love from Hasbro than the G1 cartoon and IDW comics, sadly.
 

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I was rewatching "Five Faces of Darkness", and Matrix-Optimus and Rodimus have this exchange:

RODIMUS: And the Quintessons are our creators.
OPTIMUS: For all these centuries, the Quintessons have waited for the proper moment to strike, to reclaim the planet we Transformers took from them.
RODIMUS: And now they're going for the gusto.

Even before I'd gotten to that part, it had occurred to me that the Quints had picked just about the worst time in a lot longer than centuries to pull off their plan. If the Combaticons were able to beat Shockwave and his drones and take over, why couldn't the Quints and their Sharkticon army? Especially since they wouldn't have even needed to fully defeat Shockwave - they just needed to get to the switch and throw it. For all their calculating and forecasting, what took them so long? Where had they been for the last four million years?

Well... what if they hadn't been around for all that time, at least not in this dimension? "Madman's Paradise" showed that they'd had the means for interdimensional travel before they'd been driven off Cybertron. What if, at some point after their expulsion, they left this plane of existence entirely? Perhaps they found another dimension that seemed like greener pastures. And maybe the Quints we see are exiles who were banished back here, or maybe refugees from some calamity that befell them in that other place. Keeping the "centuries" framing (and conveniently disregarding the "all these"), they only had to have been back for at least 200 years - not long at all on their timescale. And per "The Quintesson Journal", they had a lot of irons in the fire. Cybertron may not have even been as much of a priority to them as Optimus suggests. For that matter, it's unclear how subjective the Matrix's info is; if it's just a collection of the memories of its holders, those can be flawed and biased. I like to think that the Quints hadn't even thought of Cybertron at all until some TFs showed up on their doorstep. Maybe that could explain the "innocent" discrepancy: In the movie, they didn't realize what Hot Rod and Kup were, and they were just having their fun. It wasn't until after they'd dealt with the Sharkticon revolt and had reason to wonder who those robots were that almost got them slaughtered that they reviewed the incident and realized they were TFs. That then reminded them of Cybertron and started them hatching their plan.

I don't recall enough specifics of the other Quint-related exposition throughout the series - or in the 3H fiction, for that matter - to say if this idea holds outside of FFoD. I'm open to hearing it doesn't, but I suspect it does.

One other reason I like it is because time doesn't have to flow at the same rate in another dimension, so that's a way to make the millions-of-years thing less absurd, at least so far as the Quints are concerned. That timeline is something I've never liked about G1, even as a kid - there was no need for it. So I also appreciated the Dreamwave solution of Cybertron and its inhabitants having been fully shut down for most of it. But that's another topic.

(And another topic besides that is the quality of worldbuilding, character, dialogue, and atmosphere in FFoD. If only it'd been animated better!)

Marvel G1 had a simpler explanation. From Transformers Universe, via TFWiki:

Like those creepy little pilotfish that swarm behind sharks, snapping at stray scraps, the Quintessons were vile enforcers for Unicron, savagely hunting down and picking off those who attempted to escape his maw.

One could easily surmise that as long as they were serving as enforcers for Unicron, they weren't able to move so freely and be able to attempt to take back Cybertron until after Unicron was defeated.
 

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Either they or Unicron messed up then, because prior to FFOD they seem to have just been chilling on their planet holding their little mock trials this whole time. They had spacecraft and soldiers and could in theory have hit Cybertron themselves.
 

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The Marvel G1 comics get far less love from Hasbro than the G1 cartoon and IDW comics, sadly.
Depends on how you view it. It's the Marvel origin Hasbro used as the jumping off point for the CoP and rest of the assorted Thirteen lore, not the Sunbow origin.
 

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Marvel G1 had a simpler explanation. From Transformers Universe, via TFWiki:

Like those creepy little pilotfish that swarm behind sharks, snapping at stray scraps, the Quintessons were vile enforcers for Unicron, savagely hunting down and picking off those who attempted to escape his maw.

One could easily surmise that as long as they were serving as enforcers for Unicron, they weren't able to move so freely and be able to attempt to take back Cybertron until after Unicron was defeated.
There is a parsimony to the timing there. But I'm not sure I'd call it "simpler" since it introduces a whole new motivation that there's no hint of in the cartoon and that would raise its own host of questions. Like, why were they prohibited from messing with Cybertron but not all the war profiteering and whatever else may have been in the Journal that would've "set everyone in the galaxy against them" if it were known? Especially considering that going to Cybertron and throwing the switch would've been very much to Unicron's benefit? And from Unicron's perspective, what would he care if Cybertron were inhabited by TFs or Quints? (Even as I ask those, I can think of possible answers. So I'm not saying it's a bad idea, just one that has its own complications too.)
 

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The Marvel G1 comics get far less love from Hasbro than the G1 cartoon and IDW comics, sadly.
Depends on how you view it. It's the Marvel origin Hasbro used as the jumping off point for the CoP and rest of the assorted Thirteen lore, not the Sunbow origin.
Sad Primacron gets no love. 🐒

In fairness, if we're talking about Marvel-specific molds like a hypothetical toy of that Cybertronian Optimus vs. Sunbow-specific ones, I wouldn't bet against Sunbow having gotten a lot more. The former certainly do exist - I can think of Jhiaxus, the Cybertronian Trooper, Xaaron, and Flame, for starters. But I can't even imagine how long it would take to tally up how many cartoon references have been molded into plastic.
 

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The Quints being servants of Unicron was from an earlier draft of the movie that didn't make it into the final cut, which allowed Flint Dille to repurpose the Quints as the TFs ancient creators.

Depends on how you view it. It's the Marvel origin Hasbro used as the jumping off point for the CoP and rest of the assorted Thirteen lore, not the Sunbow origin.
I meant in regards to their making Marvel G1-accurate toys.
 

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The Quints being servants of Unicron was from an earlier draft of the movie that didn't make it into the final cut, which allowed Flint Dille to repurpose the Quints as the TFs ancient creators.


I meant in regards to their making Marvel G1-accurate toys.
Ah gotcha. Well tbf there's Jihaxus and his minions from the troop builder pack. Which is G2, not G1, but it's still Marvel. And if you'd told me ten years ago that Marvel Jihaxus would be at basic retail I'd have called you crazy.

We also had Marvel Shockwave, Marvel Grimlock, Marvel Straxus, and Marvel Xaaron and Flame. The last three are up there with Jihaxus as guys I'd never think they'd ever do.

Also, rumour is we're getting Marvel G1 Handsome Soundwave in Studio Series' comic subline.

So I do think Marvel gets some love in the toy realm. But yeah, IDW takes up a lot of space in the comic toy department.

Sad Primacron gets no love. 🐒
I used to be all about the Marvel G1 origin with its biblically epic backstory... and I am into the Thirteen as a concept more than most, it seems...

... but I've found myself gravitating towards the Sunbow stuff more and more. Quints manufacturing Cybertronians and them gaining sentience... how does the Matrix connect to them and Unicron as a doomsday weapon made by Primacron?

There's a lot of interesting sci fi that could be done to meld this stuff together without resorting to "Primus ordained it all."

Hell, it's one reason I enjoy Skybound's Energon Universe. Playing in the Sunbow sandbox is refreshing after the Marvel "epic battle of Unicron and Primus" plot has been the standard for so long.
 

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Ah gotcha. Well tbf there's Jihaxus and his minions from the troop builder pack. Which is G2, not G1, but it's still Marvel. And if you'd told me ten years ago that Marvel Jihaxus would be at basic retail I'd have called you crazy.

We also had Marvel Shockwave, Marvel Grimlock, Marvel Straxus, and Marvel Xaaron and Flame. The last three are up there with Jihaxus as guys I'd never think they'd ever do.

Also, rumour is we're getting Marvel G1 Handsome Soundwave in Studio Series' comic subline.
Now, compare those nine figures to the mountain of cartoon-based and IDW-based figures we've gotten in the past decade plus.
 

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I've found myself gravitating towards the Sunbow stuff more and more. Quints manufacturing Cybertronians and them gaining sentience... how does the Matrix connect to them and Unicron as a doomsday weapon made by Primacron?

There's a lot of interesting sci fi that could be done to meld this stuff together without resorting to "Primus ordained it all."
That's how I've felt all along. I mean, I love me some Furman - I was reading and enjoying Marvel US when he brought the Primus origin into that. And when it comes to making sense of the nonsense that is TFTM, it works as well as anything. But I find there to be something unsatisfyingly pat about "God a wizard Primus did it." (Similar to real life, actually.) And as you say, there's interesting potential in the holes in the Sunbow story. One of the things that made me a fan of TF above all the other properties I was into as a kid was how many opportunities it gave for broadening its universe in my imagination. Coming up with ways for Primacron and his assistant and the Matrix and everything to be connected was (and is) way more interesting to me than thinking about Primus.
 
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