Quotes

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
"Okay, Egon, I'm waiting. You got something up your sleeve, right? Something scientific? Technical?"
"I say we blow them up real good."
"Short, simple, to the point. I like it."
 

Caldwin

Eorzean Idiot
Citizen
In olden times, you’d wander down to Mom’s Cafe for a bite to eat and a cup of joe, and you would feel right at home. It worked just fine if you never left your hometown. But if you went to the next town over, everyone would look up and stare at you when you came in the door, and the Blue Plate Special would be something you didn’t recognize. If you did enough traveling, you’d never feel at home anywhere.

But when a businessman from New Jersey goes to Dubuque, he knows he can walk into a McDonald’s and no one will stare at him. He can order without having to look at the menu, and the food will always taste the same. McDonald’s is Home, condensed into a three-ring binder and xeroxed.
 


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