Quotes

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
Krem: That you, girl?! The rock farm $#@#?!

Ruthye: No. It is Othan, leader of the Brigands, here to rescue you from your current misery. Forgive the change in voice, but Supergirl has ripped the dear pebbles from my groin. Oh, how I miss them so.
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
"Aw, wait! I forgot to ask for a kids' meal toy!"
"You're not a kid."
"Oh yeah.......An adult toy then!"
"Ehhhh, don't know about that one, mate."
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
"Why does the third of the three brothers, who shares his food with the old woman in the wood, go on to become king of the country? Why does Bond manage to disarm the nuclear bomb a few seconds before it goes off rather than, as it where, a few seconds afterwards? Because a universe where that does not happen would be a dark and hostile place. Let there be goblin hordes, let there be terrible environmental threats, let there be giant mutated slugs if you really must, but let there also be hope. It may be a grim, thin hope, an Arthurian sword at sunset, but let us know that we do not live in vain."
 

Pocket

jumbled pile of person
Citizen
"People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other. They don't look quite like real science. But geography is only physics slowed down and with a few trees stuck on it, and meteorology is full of excitingly fashionable chaos and complexity. And summer isn't a time. It's a place as well. Summer is a moving creature and likes to go south for the winter."

"Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree."

"Sergeant Colon had had a broad education. He'd been to the School of My Dad Always Said, the College of It Stands to Reason, and was now a post-graduate student at the University of What Some Bloke in the Pub Told Me."
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
"I'm starting to think that my people don't understand what I pay them for."
"You don't pay us, sir."
"Allow them to live for."
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
"Shhhhh. Do you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness."
"That's the sound of people drowning, Carl!"
"That's what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, and then silence."
 

GodSentinelOmega

The Terror that Posts in the Night!
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
“Is that how a sick mind like yours gets its kicks. By planning the deaths of innocent people?”
”No. By causing the deaths of innocent people.”
 

Caldwin

Banned for posting Metroid's flesh doors
Citizen
Paul: Why did you think any of this was a good idea?

Carl: Probably it's because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Paul: Oh.

Carl: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
Y̴̤̝̾̿o̷̙͋u̸̡̠͗ ̵͉̂̕m̷͈͈͌͛u̸͚̚s̴̛͎̱t̷̢̹̔͠ ̸̬̫́̍c̷͚͋̒o̵̖͊ͅm̵̥̫͘p̶̞̄͛l̷͔̈ȅ̶̖͝ͅt̷̜̅̓ͅe̸͉͊͠ ̴̲͈̿̋y̶̺̘͒ơ̶̮̓ų̷̓ṟ̸͒͛ ̶̢̛̹̄w̵̝͆ō̸͔r̵̳̞̔̕k̸̪̀̾,̵͉̮́ ̷͓͔̄Č̶̰͠a̷̭͂̃r̵͇̖̈́ḻ̵͖͗͗.̸̫̜̅
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
"Ah, my coworkers. Where would I be without them? In a happy place, little buddy. A much happier place."
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
"You did have a reason right, Scarlet?"
"I was subjected to constant mistreatment by these reprobates, the likes of which I dare not speak. And rather than demonstrating any trace of remorse, they proceeded to insult me in a manner most arrogant. I was forced to take punitive measures."
"You can drop the formalities."
"They pissed me off, so I beat the living jive out of them."
 
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