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The Mighty Mollusk · Tuesday at 5:35 PM

Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You browse my forums, fumbling at indecency, incapable of true depravity.

Ironbite4 · Tuesday at 5:36 PM

WHY IS EVERYBODY SHOUTING!? I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!

Caldwin · Tuesday at 9:57 PM

Trying to sleep? Here? In Mayhem? Inconceivable!

Destron D-69 · Tuesday at 10:27 PM

GodSentinelOmega · 2025-05-28T09:01:14-0400

Life in Mayhem laughs in the face of sleep.

You might find sleep deprovation here, but no rest for the wicked, or otherwise.

Caldwin · 2025-05-28T12:24:54-0400

"You can sleep when you're dead," also has no place here since you'll immediately be running back up from Tartarus into the basement of the bar.

GodSentinelOmega · 2025-05-28T12:38:29-0400

See, we don’t even need Dragon Balls. Plus, drinking is the best medicine.

Caldwin · 2025-05-28T14:09:08-0400

We don't need a dragon's balls, but they help.

The Mighty Mollusk · 2025-05-28T14:16:05-0400

Poor Dekafox.

Caldwin · 2025-05-28T14:25:49-0400

Uhh, I feel like any response from here could get me banned.

Ironbite4 · 2025-05-28T14:55:37-0400

Risk it.

Caldwin · 2025-05-28T15:22:58-0400

Oh, I see. You want me to be banned.

Ironbite4 · 2025-05-28T16:40:54-0400

I want everyone to be banned so I'm the only person here.

Caldwin · 2025-05-28T16:51:43-0400

Well I'm not playing that game. I'm going to be here FOREVER!

GodSentinelOmega · 2025-05-28T21:04:11-0400

Live forever. Die forever. Then live forever again.

mayhem is the heart of the Spark.

Caldwin · 2025-05-28T21:33:41-0400

Spark, singular.