Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

This coffee table book from Hillsdale College brings together iconic art with passages from the Book of Genesis. Get yours now:
10:30 AM

I don't know if this is going to surprise anyone but I do not own a coffee table. The last thing I need in my life before coffee time is shin-high furniture.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee]: Only ONE WEEK left until the vote-by-mail request deadline!

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9:03 AM

Broward Ballot Information: A quarter penny could save your life.

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A simple heart scan has saved thousands of Broward residents from hidden heart disease & cancer - people who had no idea anything was wrong.

1 in 2 men & 1 in 3 women will develop heart disease
About 80% of heart attacks are preventable - if caught in time
Most preventative tests aren't covered by insurance - but if this passes, yours is FREE

Vote FOR the 1/4-penny (0.25¢) tax referendum this November.

Pd. Pol. Adv. pd. for by Building a Better Government
10:05 AM

Just because I chugged a Dunkin XL with an added shot of espresso this morning does not mean I need a heart screening.

Do you support Voter ID laws?

A. YES
B. no

Reply YES or A to voice support & instant donate $50 to support the GOP.
11:13 AM

 

[wonko the sane?]

Completely unrelated: I am so very excited for dunkin to come back to canada. I remember I used to like their cream filled doughnuts.

But also, hug tims.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

My apologies. I know Florida Man bought Tim Hortons and I hear it went to hell. And we didn't even open any here.

Fortunately, Dunkin has not gone to hell. It's as good as ever.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Used to be better, when they made the donuts on site. Now they're made in a factory and shipped frozen to the store.

 

[wonko the sane?]

I'd be happy if they actually had reasonable stocks of said doughnuts. Nope, the rack is mostly out all the time.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FLORIDA: President Trump is coming to Fort Myers next Friday!

Secure your spot:
11:31 AM

[Coffee], do you want to see President Trump in Fort Myers, FL?

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SIGN UP:
4:03 PM

FROM TRUMP: Don't leave me hanging.

Your RSVP for my next rally in Florida is marked PENDING.

SIGN UP:
8:07 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

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9:34 AM

Should every illegal be deported?

-Yes
No

Reply YES or A to Make America SAFE Again & instant donate $50 to the GOP!
10:54 AM

Mercury Opinion: In the 2026 FL25 House election how do you plan to vote? 1=Scott Singer (R); 2=Jared Moskowitz (D); 3=Unsure; 4=Not Voting;
2:15 PM

Claim your FREE ticket to President Trump's next rally in Fort Myers!

This offer expires soon:
3:30 PM

ANNOUNCEMENT: President Trump is visiting Fort Myers, FL this Friday!

There are two tickets with your name on them. CLAIM NOW:
7:33 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

DJT: My next rally is coming up, and you're invited!

Will I see you in Fort Myers?

See you there:
12:31 PM

Broward Ballot Information: A quarter penny could save your life.

Every Broward resident can get a FREE heart & cancer screening - a scan worth thousands of dollars.

A simple heart scan has saved thousands of Broward residents from hidden heart disease & cancer - people who had no idea anything was wrong.

1 in 2 men & 1 in 3 women will develop heart disease
About 80% of heart attacks are preventable - if caught in time
Most preventative tests aren't covered by insurance - but if this passes, yours is FREE

Vote FOR the 1/4-penny (0.25¢) tax referendum this November.

Pd. Pol. Adv. pd. for by Building a Better Government
1:30 PM

ANNOUNCEMENT:
President Trump is visiting Fort Myers this Friday!

There are two tickets with your name on them. CLAIM NOW:
5:32 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Press Y to confirm that you will be voting REPUBLICAN in the Midterms in 1 MONTH and donate $50 to the GOP immediately!
11:31 AM

President Trump is coming to Fort Myers, and he wants YOU to be there!

CLAIM YOUR FREE TICKETS:
1:04 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

ANNOUNCEMENT: President Trump is visiting Fort Myers this Friday!

There are two tickets with your name on them. CLAIM NOW:
4:06 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee]: Tomorrow is the deadline to request your vote-by-mail ballot.

Don't wait - request it NOW:
11:04 AM

I'm still registered as a Democrat. Why is the Trump campaign encouraging me to vote by mail?

Press Y if you support ELIMINATING TAXES ON SOCIAL SECURITY & instant donate $200 to the GOP!
11:40 AM

ANNOUNCEMENT: President Trump is visiting Fort Myers, FL this Friday!

There are two tickets with your name on them. CLAIM NOW:
3:08 PM

 

[Patch]

I saw these posts on Bluesky today and thought of you:

Jake Grumbach (@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social)

We found that as of right now 73% of your campaign donation goes back to the consultants and vendors (!!!), four times more than just 20 years ago. Only 13% to ads. Even I was shocked.

bsky.app

Adam Bonica (@adambonica.bsky.social)

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future...

bsky.app

 

[wonko the sane?]

Wow, so the republican party literally stole wholesale the methodology of mega churches? I'm not shocked in the least.

 

[abates]

Those posts are about the Democrats fundraising. It says so on the graphics posted.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Yeah, I didn't read it. But I am frankly still not surprised.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

If this thread has shown anything, it's that there is no way the Trump campaign is checking with consultants before spraying their fundraising texts. The campaign consultant complex is much more of a Democrat thing these days.

Press Y if you are voting REPUBLICAN up & down the ballot in November and instant donate $50 to the GOP!
11:26 AM

Broward Ballot Information: A quarter penny could save your life.

If this passes, every Broward resident gets a FREE heart & cancer screening, a scan worth thousands of dollars.

1 in 2 men & 1 in 3 women will develop heart disease

Most heart disease is preventable if it's caught early

Insurance rarely covers the scan. This makes yours FREE

Vote FOR the 1/4-cent sales tax referendum this November.

Pd. Pol. Adv. pd. for by Building a Better Government
2:39 PM

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I wonder how many of them aren't actually Trump at all and are just scammers capitalizing on stupid people. Well, other scammers.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee], early voting ends soon - only a handful of days left! Records show you voted in both 2022 and 2024. Who you vote for is private, but whether you vote is public record. Voting info:
-OurBallot
8:40 PM

[Coffee]: Early voting in FL starts today.

Your chance to vote early is HERE - don't wait until Election Day!
12:08 PM

Hi [Coffee]! I'm Zoe with When We All Vote. I'm reaching out because early voting is happening now in Florida! Your neighbors are hosting a Party at the Polls celebration with free food, music, and fun near an early voting location in your area. Want to learn more? Reply Y or N.
12:20 PM

We've secured two tickets just for you, [Coffee]!

Join DJT in Daytona, FL on Friday:
12:36

Broward Ballot Information: A quarter penny could save your life.

If this passes, every Broward resident gets a FREE heart & cancer screening, a scan worth thousands of dollars.

1 in 2 men & 1 in 3 women will develop heart disease

Most heart disease is preventable if it's caught early

Insurance rarely covers the scan. This makes yours FREE

Vote FOR the 1/4-cent sales tax referendum this November.

Pd. Pol. Adv. pd. for by Building a Better Government
2:48 PM

Hey [Coffee] - are you wolf aware?

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Protect the pack today:

Wolves are doing all they can to survive against extreme attacks - including a new executive order under the Trump administration that could see their remaining federal Endangered Species Act protections ripped away.

You can help us protect their recovery and right the wrongs of the past. Pitch in before midnight and every dollar will be 8X MATCHED to make a difference!

Save wolves with your gift:
12:15 PM

Are you voting REPUBLICAN in the Midterms in 10 days?

A) Yes
B) no

Reply Yes or A to let Trump know & instant donate $50 to the GOP!
4:13 PM

DJT: My next rally is coming up, and you're invited!

Will I see you in Daytona?

See you there:
6:36 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Claim your FREE ticket to President Trump's next rally in Daytona!

This offer expires soon:
12:04 PM