Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

This coffee table book from Hillsdale College brings together iconic art with passages from the Book of Genesis. Get yours now:
10:30 AM

I don't know if this is going to surprise anyone but I do not own a coffee table. The last thing I need in my life before coffee time is shin-high furniture.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee]: Only ONE WEEK left until the vote-by-mail request deadline!

We are counting on you to vote Republican. Start NOW:
9:03 AM

Broward Ballot Information: A quarter penny could save your life.

Every Broward resident can get a FREE heart & cancer screening - a scan worth thousands of dollars.

A simple heart scan has saved thousands of Broward residents from hidden heart disease & cancer - people who had no idea anything was wrong.

1 in 2 men & 1 in 3 women will develop heart disease
About 80% of heart attacks are preventable - if caught in time
Most preventative tests aren't covered by insurance - but if this passes, yours is FREE

Vote FOR the 1/4-penny (0.25¢) tax referendum this November.

Pd. Pol. Adv. pd. for by Building a Better Government
10:05 AM

Just because I chugged a Dunkin XL with an added shot of espresso this morning does not mean I need a heart screening.

Do you support Voter ID laws?

A. YES
B. no

Reply YES or A to voice support & instant donate $50 to support the GOP.
11:13 AM

 

[wonko the sane?]

Completely unrelated: I am so very excited for dunkin to come back to canada. I remember I used to like their cream filled doughnuts.

But also, hug tims.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

My apologies. I know Florida Man bought Tim Hortons and I hear it went to hell. And we didn't even open any here.

Fortunately, Dunkin has not gone to hell. It's as good as ever.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Used to be better, when they made the donuts on site. Now they're made in a factory and shipped frozen to the store.

 

[wonko the sane?]

I'd be happy if they actually had reasonable stocks of said doughnuts. Nope, the rack is mostly out all the time.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

FLORIDA: President Trump is coming to Fort Myers next Friday!

Secure your spot:
11:31 AM

[Coffee], do you want to see President Trump in Fort Myers, FL?

Tickets are going fast. Don't miss it!

SIGN UP:
4:03 PM

FROM TRUMP: Don't leave me hanging.

Your RSVP for my next rally in Florida is marked PENDING.

SIGN UP:
8:07 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Renowned historian Victor Davis Hanson teached WWII like no one else. Get this DVD course-tap to reserve yours >>
9:34 AM

Should every illegal be deported?

-Yes
No

Reply YES or A to Make America SAFE Again & instant donate $50 to the GOP!
10:54 AM

Mercury Opinion: In the 2026 FL25 House election how do you plan to vote? 1=Scott Singer (R); 2=Jared Moskowitz (D); 3=Unsure; 4=Not Voting;
2:15 PM

Claim your FREE ticket to President Trump's next rally in Fort Myers!

This offer expires soon:
3:30 PM

ANNOUNCEMENT: President Trump is visiting Fort Myers, FL this Friday!

There are two tickets with your name on them. CLAIM NOW:
7:33 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

DJT: My next rally is coming up, and you're invited!

Will I see you in Fort Myers?

See you there:
12:31 PM

Broward Ballot Information: A quarter penny could save your life.

Every Broward resident can get a FREE heart & cancer screening - a scan worth thousands of dollars.

A simple heart scan has saved thousands of Broward residents from hidden heart disease & cancer - people who had no idea anything was wrong.

1 in 2 men & 1 in 3 women will develop heart disease
About 80% of heart attacks are preventable - if caught in time
Most preventative tests aren't covered by insurance - but if this passes, yours is FREE

Vote FOR the 1/4-penny (0.25¢) tax referendum this November.

Pd. Pol. Adv. pd. for by Building a Better Government
1:30 PM

ANNOUNCEMENT:
President Trump is visiting Fort Myers this Friday!

There are two tickets with your name on them. CLAIM NOW:
5:32 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Press Y to confirm that you will be voting REPUBLICAN in the Midterms in 1 MONTH and donate $50 to the GOP immediately!
11:31 AM

President Trump is coming to Fort Myers, and he wants YOU to be there!

CLAIM YOUR FREE TICKETS:
1:04 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

ANNOUNCEMENT: President Trump is visiting Fort Myers this Friday!

There are two tickets with your name on them. CLAIM NOW:
4:06 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee]: Tomorrow is the deadline to request your vote-by-mail ballot.

Don't wait - request it NOW:
11:04 AM

I'm still registered as a Democrat. Why is the Trump campaign encouraging me to vote by mail?

Press Y if you support ELIMINATING TAXES ON SOCIAL SECURITY & instant donate $200 to the GOP!
11:40 AM

ANNOUNCEMENT: President Trump is visiting Fort Myers, FL this Friday!

There are two tickets with your name on them. CLAIM NOW:
3:08 PM

 

[Patch]

I saw these posts on Bluesky today and thought of you:

Jake Grumbach (@jakemgrumbach.bsky.social)

We found that as of right now 73% of your campaign donation goes back to the consultants and vendors (!!!), four times more than just 20 years ago. Only 13% to ads. Even I was shocked.

bsky.app

Adam Bonica (@adambonica.bsky.social)

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future...

bsky.app

 

[wonko the sane?]

Wow, so the republican party literally stole wholesale the methodology of mega churches? I'm not shocked in the least.