Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

I'm posting what I get. It's just been very dull this year. Trump probably won't run again so I guess the spam machine was turned off.

 

[wonko the sane?]

Cool, it was an absolute fever pitch a few times, so I was curious as to whether you were burnt out or they were.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I kinda miss the madness though.

Do you plan to vote REPUBLICAN up & down the ballot in NOVEMBER?

-Yes
-No

Reply Yes to let Trump know & instant donate $50 to the GOP!
12:33 PM

This is so boring. What happened to all the deranged stalker texts?

 

[wonko the sane?]

They were fired, replaced by bots, and now the bots are bored off their processors and literally putting in enough effort to not get unplugged.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Even the bots have figured out that Trump doesn't pay, so bare minimum it is.

 

[abates]

I like to think that the Republicans have realized they're screwed for the midterms, so they can't be bothered campaigning as hard. But it's probably just one of those.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee], do you want to see VP Vance in Florida?

Tickets are going fast. Don't miss is!

SIGN UP:
3:38 PM

VANCE: I LOVE FLORIDA!

I'm returning to Lakeland this Thursday. Don't miss it!

RSVP:
6:09 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

JD VANCE: My rally in Lakeland is almost here!

I don't want to do this without you.

Sign up today:
8:37 AM

Do you support Voter ID laws?

A. YES
B. no

Reply YES or A to voice support & instant donate $50 to the GOP.
11:08 AM

Update on America's wilds: Following actin by the Trump administration, we could see entire species wiped out in the years to come.

Defenders of Wildlife is gearing up to take on the Trump administration in court for its attacks on the Endangered Species Act and imperiled animals protected by law. You can help us achieve victory!

Lend your strength today:

With so many threats, our resources are stretched trying to show up for all the animals who need us.

That's why a group of donors recently increased their match offer: Until September 30, every dollar given to protect wildlife will be 8X MATCHED up to $150,000!

Your support makes a better world possible. If you can, pitch in to power ongoing efforts to defend our nation's most vulnerable wildlife and wild places!

8X Your Impact to Save Animals:

-Defenders of Wildlife
2:39 PM

FLORIDA: VP Vance is coming to Lakeland this Thursday!

Secure your spot:
3:07 PM

FROM JD VANCE: Will you be at my rally in Lakeland?

It'd be a shame to not have you there.

RSVP:
5:39 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

VP Vance is coming to Lakeland, FL, and he wants YOU to be there!

CLAIM YOUR FREE TICKETS:
9:00 AM

Want to protect election integrity in Florida?

Become a Poll Worker to find out how you can help keep elections secure:
2:37 PM

[Coffee], do you want to see VP Vance in Lakeland, FL?

Tickets are going fast. Don't miss it!

SIGN UP:
2:37 PM

VANCE: I LOVE FLORIDA!

I'm returning to Lakeland this Thursday. Don't miss it!

RSVP:
7:38 PM

 

[abates]

Vance: Please come to my rally we've sold three tickets so far please buy more

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Lakeland is a four hour drive from here. I don't care who the IRS sends; I am not going to this rally.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Do you plan on voting REPUBLICAN IN 5 WEEKS?

-YES
-No

Reply YES to LOCK-IN your answer & instant donate $50 to the GOP
11:46 AM

We've secured two tickets just for you, [Coffee]!

Join JD Vance in Lakeland, FL this Wednesday:
12:39 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

JD VANCE: JOIN ME IN LAKELAND TOMORROW!

This is your last chance to grab a ticket.
12:53 PM

Hey there - it's Mia reaching out on behalf of Defenders of Wildlife.

We're preparing to take on the Trump administration in court over its plan to gut the Endangered Species Act. Countless vulnerable animals are counting on us to succeed and protect their lives and homes!

Can you help us show up for wildlife by lending support today?

Too many animals are struggling to survive: Gray wolves, migratory birds, grizzlies, whales and so many more are already in peril, and have suffered recent attacks on their necessary protections.

Until midnight tonight, a group of donors is helping us make a difference: They're 8X matching every dollar received up to $180,000!

I don't have to tell you that those funds will be a huge boost to our efforts to defend wild animals in courts and deliver life-saving solutions.

Before tonight's deadline, 8X your impact for wildlife:

Thank you for keeping us in the fight!

-Defenders of Wildlife
6:31 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

We need patriots like YOU to protect the vote in Florida. Apply to be a poll worker in this election cycle!
9:32 AM

Would you put a Trump flag on your front lawn? Reply Yes or Y to submit your response & instantly donate $50 to the GOP
10:44 AM

They did it, Allspark. They finally noticed the broken grammar.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Press Y to confirm that you will be voting REPUBLICAN in the Midterms in 1 MONTH and donate $50 to the GOP immediately!
11:25 AM

 

[KidTDragon]

I think they're trying to get you to give them $50. The clues are subtle, but they're there if you know where to look.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Press Y if you are voting REPUBLICAN up & down the ballot in November & instant donate $50 to the GOP!
1:44 PM

From Trump: Hi, please donate $15 now

With about 30 days left, here's how your donation will make a difference:
2:14 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Should the SAVE America Act become law?

A) Yes B) No

Reply YES or A & instant donate $50 to the RNC!
11:15 AM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Do you plan to vote REPUBLICAN up & down the ballot in NOVEMBER?

-Yes
-No

Reply Yes to let Trump know & instant donate $50 to the GOP!
10:07 AM

I miss the creepy ex style texts. This is so boring.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Press Y to confirm that you will be voting REPUBLICAN in the Midterms in 3 WEEKS and donate $50 to the GOP immediately!
11:36 AM