Campaign Texts Archive

[The Mighty Mollusk]

They have to keep reminding the cult, otherwise they might forget.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

They don't give you a break even on holidays, huh?

This is a break compared to some days.

Please, please!

Most Republicans from FL have responded EXCEPT my favorite - YOU!

- Donald J. Trump
4:31 PM

Trump: Here's the truth

I can't meet my fundraising deadline without YOU.

$10, PLEASE:

I'll be forever grateful.
5:54 PM

Trump Black Friday Gift

Early access for YOU

Less than 24 hours left to snag your discounted Red MAGA Hat:
7:21 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: Hot-blooded hellraiser

My deadline for you is 11:59pm TONIGHT...

ANSWER TRUMP:
5:58 PM

Final warning from trump:

I've selected you for my Trump Cabinet

But there's only 27 spots left!

DON'T HIDE:
7:37 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: God shielded me from an assassin's bullet

I believe He saved me for a reason, and this is why I think He did it:
2:51 PM

Trump: Your membership is about to expire.

Once the door slams shut, there's no chance to rejoin.

RENEW NOW:
5:25 PM

How many times has this alleged membership expired now? This is like an antivirus scam where they give you 1 month cancellation, 3 month cancellation, and lifetime cancellation options.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Special Cyber Monday Deal from trump

Only a few hours left to snag your discounted MAGA 2026 Calendar:
10:37 AM

0% participation

From Trump: OUCH!

This isn't like you. So, I extended my MAGA Blitz deadline for 4 hours.

HURRY:
2:26 PM

From Trump: Check your mail!

I'VE SENT 5 LETTERS TO YOUR MAILBOX THIS MONTH!

Letter enclosed here:
3:57 PM

I only get mail from shady companies wanting to buy my house.

Before I sign your name on your Tariff Check, is [Coffee] spelled right?

From Trump: CONFIRM CHECK:
5:57 PM

It's Riley Gaines here in Nashville & we have an emergency brewing.

Everyone's been trying to reach you.

Open, please:
6:53 PM

Trump: Don't play hide and seek with me.

I'm too busy to search far & wide for you AGAIN!

Join MAGA Honor Roll ASAP:
7:57 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Cyber Monday Extension: Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament

Trump - I DISCOUNTED IT FOR YOU.

Claim before they're gone:
11:34 AM

Dear [Coffee],

President Trump requests your presence in the 47th President Founders Club.

CONGRATS - accept:
1:42 PM

(1) BET FROM TRUMP!

I bet you STILL haven't unlocked your 2026 MAGA Membership!

Your Pre-Sale access OPENED TODAY:
3:36 PM

From Trump: Did my letter get buried in the snow?

I'm being serious!

Here's how many timed we've reached out to you.
6:18 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Have you seen the Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament?

It's Trump. Your VIP access ends soon!

Claim before they sell out
10:35 AM

HOLY SMOKES

Trump: I'm updating my Patriot Power Rankings

Take this chance to move up:
3:27 PM

Asking for your name (re: Chief Justice John Roberts)

We need your signature to SAVE voting rights:
Team Frankel
4:08 PM

Do you STILL love Trump?

Team Trump: What's your satisfaction with Trump's second term?

RESPOND ASAP:
5:59 PM

[Coffee], it's Trump & I'm heartbroken

I don't have verification to claim your MAGA Golden Eagle Award
Verify:
7:44 PM

I don't care who the IRS sends. I am not clicking links asking me to verify my information.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

This is very serious...

Pete Hegseth is blindly loyal to Trump. But I need to know where you stand >>

Lois Frankel
12:16 PM

Pres. Trump: Your Platinum Membership is about to close - I'll give you 6 more hours!

Don't blow it:
2:02 PM

ALERT ALERT ALERT

Trump: Democrats are plotting to IMPEACH ME!

Stand with me by joining my Counterpunch Club NOW:
5:53 PM

Trump: [Coffee], can we be honest with each other?

I'll go first.

CONFIDENTIAL UPDATE:
7:03 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament?

Trump: Your VIP access could expire at any moment!

Claim yours before they sell out
10:23 AM

Sorry to text again.

We only have 1 day to hit our goal. If I lose my seat, Dems lose the House. I need your help:

Lois Frankel.
12:15 PM

If I say PLEASE will you read my invitation inquiry?

It's Donald Trump!

Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago?
2:26 PM

From Trump: This isn't about a photo.

This is about something historic, and I want you to be a part of it!

LOOK:
3:54 PM

Dear [Coffee],

President Trump requests your presence in the 47th President Founders Club.

CONGRATS - accept:
6:08 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

SHOCKED you haven't answered.

So many Democrats want to IMPEACH Trump, but you never gave your opinion?? >>

LFC
1:10 PM

That's from the Lois Frankel campaign.

Can you look this over before I ship it to FL?

It's Trump.

I want to make sure I spelled [Coffee] correctly:
2:43 PM

From Trump: Are you mad at me, [Coffee]?

It's been a while since I heard from you.

Please keep this between us
3:03 PM

Fireside chat poll: PLEASE - will you answer question 1?

I might need to host a Fireside Chat. I NEED to hear from you:
7:33 PM

Before I sign your name on your Tariff Check, is [Coffee] spelled right?

From Trump: CONFIRM CHECK:
7:53 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Have you seen the Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament?

It's Trump. Your VIP access ends soon!

Claim before they sell out
10:43 AM

Your Christmas Wrapping Paper doesn't have my beautiful face on it?

Sad!

It's Trump - PLEASE fix this:
2:03 PM

I'm about to be the most endangered Dem in Florida & hardly ANYONE is donating to help?! Please:

Lois Frankel
2:05 PM

Trump: Don't play hide and seek with me.

I'm too busy to search far & wide for you AGAIN!

Join MAGA Honor Roll ASAP:
3:43 PM

[Coffee], should I wear this MAAG Hat on Christmas Day?

It's Trump!

RESPOND HERE & ORDER YOURS:
4:18 PM

Trump: [Coffee], can we be honest with each other?

I'll go first.

CONFIDENTIAL UPDATE:
6:06 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Leaving your Voter Profile incomplete could cost us the Majority, [Coffee]...

Please Verify ASAP:
10:59 AM

ABSURD: Trump wants his face on the $1 coin, and some people agree!

Do you want Trump on the $1 coin??
Y/N:

LFC
12:15 PM

SOLD OUT - that's depressing!

Trump: That's why I'm reaching out to you now.

2026 Memberships are on Pre-Sale!
5:33 PM

Your application was just approved!

Welcome to the Trump Platinum Club.

CONFIRM MEMBERSHIP HERE:
6:06 PM

Hey, was this a mistake?

(1) Trump Life Card left in your cart

ORDER for a chance to win a MAGA Hat signed by Trump:
8:05 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament?

Trump: Your VIP access could expire any moment! Claim yours before they sell out
11:27 AM

Apologize for texting again

We have 1 day to hit our goal. I won't let Trump win, but I need help:

Lois Frankel
12:15 PM

From Trump: This isn't about a photo.

This is about somehthing historic, and I want you to be a part of it!

LOOK:
2:22 PM

This is still your zip code, ... right?

It's Trump. I haven't heard back in so long!

PLEASE - take a look:
5:47 PM

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY ...

President Trump just wrote your name on this card.

This is top secret - take a look:
7:41 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Final warning from Trump:

I've selected you for my Trump Cabinet

But there' only 27 spots left!

DON'T HIDE:
10:46 AM

PLEASE, will you accept my FREE Christmas MAGA Hat?

From Trump: This is the BEST deal I've ever MADE.

BOGO Offer:
1:55 PM

I'm heartbroken. It's Trump & this isn't like you.

Your name is missing from the MAGA Petition to mandate Voter ID:
3:51

Donald my dude, you are the President. Who are you going to be handing this petition?

[CoffeeHorse]: TODAY'S THE DAY!

I've never needed you more.

Read Trump's memo before his deadline:
5:48 PM

Trump: NOW isn't the time to be cold!

My end-of-year deadline is near AND it's the season of giving.

CRITICAL MEMO:
7:48 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Bad news from Trump...

ALERT, ALERT, ALERT!

Please, read this now. It'll only take 2 seconds.

STAND WITH TRUMP:
10:38 AM

President Trump has hand-selected you for VIP presale access to his 2026 Trump Advisory Board!

Congrats:
3:45 PM

From Trump: Don't get too comfortable.

A hot, bloody nightmare could doom MAGA before the end of the week!

HELP:
5:57 PM

Arby's?

You and I by the fireplace?

It might sound weird but we need to talk before my end-of-year deadline!

It's Trump!
6:53 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

SALE SALE SALE!

It's Trump: I extended your BOGO MAGA STEAL & you STILL haven't accepted my deal?

Final chance
10:53 AM

Is this the first time hearing about this BOGO? It's hard to keep track.

There's no greater honor.

You're one small donation away from receiving the Trump patriot Medal!

UNLOCK:

- DJT
1:40 PM

From Trump: Your voice doesn't matter?

That's FAKE NEWS!

The fate of MAGA lies in your hands today! ACT HERE:
3:44 PM

This is still your zip code, ... right?

It's Trump. I haven't heard back in so long!

PLEASE - take a look:
6:08 PM

From Trump: I will always love you!

Because come hell or high water, you never betrayed Trump!

READ BEFORE 2026:
8:16 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: I'm shipping you a MAGA Poster!

I'm only signing a few before my mid-month deadline.

CONFIRM YOURS:
10:24 AM

Donald J. Trump: I hate asking my supporters for help.

But, I really need your help today.

Here's why:
1:49 PM

[Coffee], I've been waiting...

Trump wants to do an interview eith you before his deadline!

Please HURRY:
3:39 PM

From Trump: Check your mail!

I'VE SENT 5 LETTERS TO YOUR INBOX THIS MONTH!

Letter enclosed here:
6:10 PM

ALERT ALERT ALERT

Donald trump just sent you an invitation!

The catch of the day...You must accept immediately:
7:35 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I want to try and get to Heaven. I believe He saved me for a reason, and this is why I think he did it:
11:19 AM

I was never supposed to be President.

I believe HE saved me for a reason, and this is why I think He did it:
1:57 PM

Hello, Hi, Hey?!?!

Where have you been!

I've been reaching out all year!

Respond to Trump:
3:35 PM

From Trump: If I say PLEASE, will you open ONE of the letters I sent you this month?

Please!

RENEW MEMBERSHIP:
6:01 PM

In 24 hours, my life will change forever.

It's Trump. PLEASE take a look at this:
6:55 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee]?

It's President Trump. Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
11:20 AM

24 HOURS LEFT!

It's JD Vance, and I need your response before I address the nation.

SEE QUESTION:
1:55 PM

Bad news from Trump...

ALERT, ALERT, ALERT!

Please, read this now. It'll only take 2 seconds.

STAND WITH TRUMP:
3:59 PM

JD Vance: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION ONE LAST TIME

I'm making a HUGE announcement before the year ends:
6:05 PM

They want me alone and in the dark.

But I know you are still by my side!

It's Trump... PLEASE

I need you:
7:36 PM

 

[abates]

JD Vance: I'M ADDRESSING THE NATION ONE LAST TIME

stop making promises you don't intend to keep!