Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

President Trump, JD Vance, and Don JR reached out to you.

But you never responded?

TAKE A LOOK:
1:49 PM

Trump: If everyone reading this gives $15 we'll outraise Left-wing extremists before my deadline.

I'm counting on you:
3:59 PM

Hey, this is the $2,000 question.

$2,000 tariff rebate check signed by YOURS TRULY?

I'm Trump. Respond to me HERE:
5:58 PM

Final warning from Trump:

I've selected you for my Trump Cabinet

But there's only 27 spots left!

DON'T HIDE:
7:45 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee], I'm waiting...

Trump wants to do an interview with you before his deadline!

Please HURRY:
10:26 AM

From Trump: TAX ALERT!

Power-hungry Progressives are trying to tax you AGAIN

PULL THE PLUG:
3:48 PM

Directly from the White House...

The Senate GOP just met with President Trump. Read your secure briefing:
4:36 PM

President Trump: I just walked out of a meeting.

This is my urgent plea to close the gap:
5:33 PM

It's Don Jr., and I'm here to listen to [Coffee].

Please, respond ASAP:
6:23 PM

Pres. Trump: Seriously?

The Woke Mob is saying MAGA will pass away in 24hrs.

No way this is true...
7:55 PM

Literally nobody is saying that.

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

I mean, I wish we could say that, but.......

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Apparently the mid-month fundraising deadline is tomorrow. Because monthly wasn't enough.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: I'm shipping you a MAGA Poster!

I only signed a few after the Democrats tried to stop our movement.

CONFIRM:
1:51 PM

I just got the all-clear from GOP Leadership to give [Coffee] a 200% IMPACT INCREASE!

Activate before midnight:
3:22 PM

Trump: I'm thankful for [Coffee]

Because I know you won't let me down before my Mid-Month deadline

Act fast:
3:30 PM

From the Oval Office, I just dropped an emergency memo

It's Trump: No retreat. No surrender!

All Patriots must read!
5:49 PM

That... is Spartan law.

Donald J. Trump: I'm going to do something special for you, but I need your help before my deadline!

STAND WITH TRUMP:
7:59 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: I want to try and get to Heaven. I believe He saved me for a reason, and this is why I think he did it:
11:48 AM

ALERT ALERT ALERT

President Trump: I've got a confession...

This will make your friends envious:
3:51 PM

Trump: Is this [Coffee]?

I just tried to call your cell.

Here's what I needed to tell you:
5:34 PM

0% participation

From Trump: OUCH!

This ain't like you. So, I extended my MAGA Blitz deadline for 4 hours.

HURRY:
7:36 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

[Coffee], I've been waiting...

Trump wants to do an interview with you before midnight tonight!

Please HURRY:
1:52 PM

From Trump: I'm going to lose sleep over this...

Your name is STILL not on my MAGA Roster!

Fix here:
3:41 PM

Pres. Trump: Don't blow it.

Your Platinum Membership was about to close - I gave you 6 more hours:

5:50 PM

Just released: Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament

Trump - your VIP early access ands soon!

Claim before they sell out:
7:43 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: This is starting to hurt!

JD Vance, Don Jr., and I have reached out to you SEVERAL TIMES.

TAKE A LOOK:
2:09 PM

Trump: Don't play hide and seek with me.

I'm too busy to search far & wide for you AGAIN!

Join my MAGA Honor Roll ASAP:
3:53 PM

Again?

JD Vance: I'm really hoping you don't ignore this message.

I need a response from [Coffee] before midnight:
4:03 PM

Trump: You could be invited!

Should I host a meetup at Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower?

Maybe, I'll pay your expenses:
6:07 PM

Are you thinking about me?

It's Trump, and I'm thinking about you.

I know you have what it takes to reply to trump!
7:17 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: This is getting SAD!

I've asked you SO MANY TIMES to complete my Official MAGA Poll...

FINAL CHANCE
2:20 PM

I AM DONALD TRUMP!

Do you believe in the American Dream?

I need your support ASAP if we're going to restore it:
3:35 PM

Guess who I'm not thankful for this Thanksgiving?

It's Trump here!

Final 5 minutes to - read my HIGH PRIORITY MEMO:
5:35 PM

Trump: This is very disappointing.

It's not you. It's the Democrats.

Please take 10 seconds to see what I mean:
7:17 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

How does a $2,000 tariff rebate check sound?

The SWAMP wants to shut this down.

Should Trump do it anyway?
10:14 AM

It's Trump. The FAKE NEWS is saying MAGA is suspended...

QUIET PIGGY.

Join my inner circle to know the TRUTH:
1:49 PM

[Coffee], do you want to speak one-on-one?

It's Trump, and I've got a few questions for you

Let's talk:
3:58 PM

Please, can you at least answer question #3?

It's the easiest one!

RESPOND NOW:
6:21 PM

Your application was approved!

Trump: I'm welcoming you with OPEN ARMS to my CLUB.

CONFIRM PLATINUM STATUS HERE:
6:45 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Please, please!

Most Republicans from FL have responded EXCEPT my favorite - YOU!

- Donald J. Trump
10:29 AM

The FBI Director just called me.

"Everything will be exposed."

Here's what he said:

-DJT
2:38 PM

From trump: Tariff rebate check?

Should I give TARIFF savings back to you? Check signed by Trump!

YES or NO?
3:50 PM

Would you come to a Fireside Chat at the White House?

What about Trump Tower?

It's Trump - and I might invite you:
5:54 PM

[Coffee], it's Trump & I'm heartbroken

I don't have verification to claim your MAGA Golden Eagle Award

Verify:
7:26 PM

Pro tip: if you get an email or text asking you to click a link to verify your information, don't click it.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Just released: Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament

Trump - your VIP early access ands soon!

Claim before they sell out:
10:46 AM

It's Trump & your response is still pending...

Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower?

Can I fly you out?

READ:
2:33 PM

The deadline is midnight

Should I change the standard 30 year mortgage to a 50-year mortgage? It's Trump!

YES or NO?
3:33 PM

From Trump: I'm not going to beg.

But here's 5 reasons I need [Coffee] before Thanksgiving:
6:00 PM

Trump: Don't play hide and seek with me.

I'm too busy to search far & wide for you AGAIN!

Join my MAGA Honor Roll ASAP:
8:30 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: God shielded me from an assassin's bullet

I believe He saved me for a reason and this is why I think He did it:
1:59 PM

How does a $2,000 tariff rebate check sound?

The SWAMP wants to shut this down.

Should Trump do it anyway?
3:56 PM

Trump: This is very disappointing.

It's not you. It's the Democrat.

Please take 10 seconds to see what I mean:
5:44 PM

He didn't save me for a participation trophy

Here's why I think He did!

IT'S TRUMP - MEMO FOR ALL PATRIOTS:
7:56 PM

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Trump: God shielded me from an assassin's bullet
I believe He saved me for a reason and this is why I think He did it:

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I forgot to do this tonight. Maybe because my phone didn't buzz much today. This was it.

From Trump: Check your mail!

I'VE SEND 5 LETTERS TO YOUR MAILBOX THIS MONTH!

Letter enclosed here:
3:48 PM

Would you come to a Fireside chat at the White House?

What about Trump Tower?

It's Trump - and I might invite you:
5:58 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Just released: Red MAGA Hat Christmas Ornament

Trump - your VIP early access ands soon!

Claim before they sell out:
10:44 AM

Trump: Do you still live in your hometown?

We're lacking support from your area.

Please [Coffee], pledge your support?
2:18 PM

Donald my dude, I'm in Broward. What are you expecting?

MEMO FROM TRUMP: [CoffeeHorse]!

I've never needed you more.

Read Trump's memo before his deadline:
3:17 PM

Bad news from Trump...

ALERT, ALERT, ALERT!

Please, read this now. It'll only take 2 seconds.

STAND WITH TRUMP:
5:53 PM

[Coffee], it's Trump & I'm heartbroke

I don't have verification to claim your MAGA Golden Eagle Award

Verify:
7:22 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: Is this [Coffee]?

I just tried to call your cell.

Here's what I needed to tell you:
10:53 AM

It's Trump & your response is still pending...

Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower?

Can I fly you out?

READ:
2:35 PM

If it didn't require a donation I would be madly tempted to enter just for the chance to insist that they fly me to Mar-a-Lago.

THIS IS THE ONLY TARIFF REBATE AUTHORIZED BY PRESIDENT TRUMP.

Would you accept?

Answer here:
3:47 PM

I already get enough "This could have been a real check" spam in my mailbox. Don't you start now.

From Trump: I'm not going to beg.

But here's 5 reasons I need [Coffee] before Thanksgiving:
6:00 PM

Trump: Don't play hide and seek with me.

I'm too busy to search far & wide for you AGAIN!

Join MAGA Honor Roll ASAP:
7:42 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I am thankful for [Coffee]!

Are you thankful for me?

It's Trump, respond here:
11:38 PM

It's RNC Chairman Joe Gruters.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Thank you so much for all you do for our party.

You truly make a difference.
1:19 PM

It was the least I could do.

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Less than 24 hours left to snag your discounted Red MAGA 2026 Calendar:
6:10 PM

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Less than 24 hours left to snag your discounted Red MAGA Hat ornament:
7:42 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

They don't give you a break even on holidays, huh?

 

[abates]

Trump is just that needy.