Campaign Texts Archive

[CoffeeHorse]

4 missed messages...

Team Trump, JD Vance, Don Jr., and President Trump reached out to you.

Hurry, read now:
10:53 AM

Trump: I'm furious!

Democrats are saying it's illegal to pay our troops??

URGENT MEMO:
1:12 PM

Trump: You're not a CHINESE SPY, are you?

Of course not. But DEMS think otherwise!

Tap ONLY if you're a MAGA PATRIOT
2:40 PM

...

I am not a Chinese spy.

[Coffee], I need you.

Before my mid-month deadline...

How many times have you voted Trump for President?
5:52 PM

From Trump: I want to make sure you're legal!

Select "yes" to support Voter ID in the next election.

HERE:
8:17 PM

 

[KidTDragon]

Trump: You're not a CHINESE SPY, are you?

Of course not. But DEMS think otherwise!

Tap ONLY if you're a MAGA PATRIOT

..........................What the f***?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

The party with known ties to Russia is accusing the other party of having ties to another country, because every accusation is a confession.

 

[KidTDragon]

He's saying that Dems think regular MAGAts are Chinese spies, which is something that zero Dems think. Where's that even coming from? Is he trying to gin the MAGAts up against China, or is this just another way he thinks he can distract them from Epstein?

 

[CoffeeHorse]

I hereby nominate [CoffeeHorse] for a Patriot Award.

It's Trump, and here's why YOU deserve it:
10:39 AM

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT ON SOCIAL SECURITY

These changes might definitely affect you!

Here's what happened:
2:41 PM

Hy [Coffee], it's Don Jr. 1,482 Republicans in [zip code] have already been verified. Will you join them? Verify now:
2:56 PM

Karoline Leavitt dropped a HUGE bombshell...

WARNING: You'll jump out of your seat as you read this.

TRUMP MEMO:
4:57 PM

I am Donald Trump!

I tried to upgrade your MAGA membership, but you never responded.

FINAL CALL. >>
5:58 PM

My Anti-Communist Club is live - and [Coffee] wasn't on the list?

It's President Trump and NEED you to fix this:
8:10 PM

 

[Stepwise]

He's saying that Dems think regular MAGAts are Chinese spies, which is something that zero Dems think. Where's that even coming from? Is he trying to gin the MAGAts up against China, or is this just another way he thinks he can distract them from Epstein?

Distraction.

And/or wind people up about his preferred targeted group of the day.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Trump: I will always love you.

You've stuck with me through it all.

That's why I've picked you:
10:41 AM

It's Winsome Sears. I'm not asking you to donate $,1000 or even $100, please just send in $1 to $10 to help me secure VICTORY!
1:25 PM

Your application was just approved!

Welcome to the Trump Platinum Club.

CONFIRM MEMBERSHIP HERE:
1:46 PM

Team Trump: [Coffee], we're waiting for you...

Your interview with President Trump is about to begin.

HURRY:
2:57 PM

[Coffee]?

It's President Trump. Have my texts been getting through?

CONFIRM HERE:
6:10 PM

This is President Trump with an urgent msg. Have faith in me, I can guarantee you'll want to hear this:

MAGA!

-DJT
6:10 PM

It's Winsome again. Maybe you missed my message earlier. I need your eyes on this message:

Read it in the next 10 minutes!
8:51 PM

 

[abates]

Trump: I will always love you.

You've stuck with me through it all.

Does Melania know Trump is sending txts like this?

 

[The Mighty Mollusk]

Would she care?

 

[KidTDragon]

Only insofar as it might let her initiate divorce proceedings.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

MAGA is completely SHUT DOWN!

I need CONFIRMATION that you still stand with Trump 100%

Read emergency memo:
11:28 AM

Notice on Social Security from Trump:

[CoffeeHorse]: Changes are being made!

Here's what happened:
1:27 PM

We are going back to the GOLDEN AGE!

But I cannot do it unless you ACCEPT your new membership:
3:36 PM

It's all up to me.

From Trump: This is getting SAD!

I've asked you SO MANY TIMES to complete my Official MAGA Poll...

FINAL CHANCE:
6:04 PM

From Trump: I'm going to lose sleep over this...

Your name is STILL not on my MAGA Roster!

Fix here:
8:09 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

You might be invited!

It's Trump. Should I host a meet & greet at Mar-a-Lago or Trump Tower?

RESPOND HERE:
10:35 AM

The FBI Director just called me.

"Everything will be exposed."

Here's what he said:

-DJT
1:54 PM

From Trump: Are you mad at me, [Coffee]?

It's been a while since I heard from you.

Please keep this between us
4:00 PM

My last-ditch effort: I've graciously asked for you to read my fundraising deadline update MANY times. I won't ask again:
-Winsome
4:18 PM

Do you promise?

Most Republicans from FL have responded EXCEPT YOU!

Please, [Coffee]!

- Donald J. Trump
6:47 PM

I was never supposed to be President.

I believe HE saved me for a reason, and this is why I think He did it:
7:32 PM

TRAGIC CONCLUSION IN FLORIDA?

Lois Frankel here - I'm the GOP's top target in Florida.
Please help:
8:28 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: If I say PLEASE, will you at least answer question #1?

It's the easiest question!

MAGA POLL IS OPEN:
11:19 AM

My Anti-Communist Club is live - and [Coffee] wasn't on the list?

It's President Trump and NEED you to fix this:
2:07 PM

From Trump: Please confirm receipt using this personal link.

Are my messages getting through?

Trump Portal:
4:10 PM

Sit down while reading this.

It's Trump. What's happening to ICE is a disgrace.

I need everyone by Tom Homan's side:
6:39 PM

Trump says you're a winner!

Trump: "[Coffee], I want to nominate you for a Patriot Award."

TAKE ACTION NOW:
8:16 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!

Your interview with President Trump starts in 5 seconds!

BEGIN INTERVIEW:
10:55 AM

You would think seeing a notification on your phone that says "ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!" and it's from the President of the United States would be more exciting than this, but for me it was a Tuesday.

From Trump: SHAME ON THEM!

They took my mugshot.

But, at least I got to add it on a pin for you:
1:33 PM

This is President Trump with an urgent msg. Have faith in me, I can guarantee you'll want to hear this:

MAGA!

-DJT
4:00 PM

I'll be WIDE AWAKE! if I don't see your name on my MAGA Roster before midnight!

It's Trump, I have 1 spot left:
6:16 PM

From Trump: I have a confession!

But please, I'm asking you to keep this between us

Promise?

CONFESSION REVEALED:
7:01 PM

 

[wonko the sane?]

Raul julia would be proud.

 

[KidTDragon]

I envy Raul Julia for not having to live through this.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Help.

250 years old?

That's how old America's turning!

Join Trump's MAGA VIP birthday club:
10:45 AM

[Coffee], it's Donald Trump Jr.
This comes straight from my father...

"A NEW Census"

Please complete your Census >>
12:37 PM

From Trump: I wrote you a letter!

It's even got my signature at the bottom.

Please take a look:
2:32 PM

Not asking for money, just your signature.

Can you sign NOW if you support SAVING Social Security? >

Lois Frankel
3:32 PM

Not a typo

Will you rush just $10 to my campaign? If I lose my seat, Dems could LOSE the House:

Lois Frankel
4:45 PM

(No Subject)

[Coffee], I'm FL-42 Rep. Anna V. Eskamani, the Millennial Democrat running for Mayor of Orlando to protect my hometown from MAGA extremists in Florida and beyond.

People like me don't typically run for mayor.

My parents immigrated from Iran to Orlando.
My Mom worked at Kmart.
My Dad was an engineer, but spent his weekends working part-time at Disney World to make ends meet.

I watched my parents fight for every single cent we had, and now I'm running for Mayor so that City Hall will fight for working class families like mine.

Trump and DeSantis have made it clear that they DON'T want me in this race. Their billionaires-first agenda has stacked the odds against people like me fighting for Orlando... but I've been defying the odds my whole life.

and [Coffee], because I rely on grassroots fundraising, the odds are even more stacked against me. So I have to ask:

If you believe that mayors should fight for working class people, will you donate just $1 to my campaign so that I can defy the odds to fight for working class families in Orlando? >>
5:19 PM

Maybe you should hire a Millennial to write your fundraising text messages, because this is not how text messages work.

It doesn't look so bad on a proper monitor, but on a narrow phone screen it looks ridiculous.

Please tell me you've never heard of my Anti-Communist Club?

It's trump, you NEED to see this:
5:46 PM

x___your signature here!___

Endorse President Trump's plan:
6:18 PM

Urgent Notice from President Trump:

Should Social Security be Tax-Free?

Learn more:
6:55 PM