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CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
4 missed messages...

Team Trump, JD Vance, Don Jr., and President Trump reached out to you.

Hurry, read now:
10:53 AM

Trump: I'm furious!

Democrats are saying it's illegal to pay our troops??

URGENT MEMO:
1:12 PM

Trump: You're not a CHINESE SPY, are you?

Of course not. But DEMS think otherwise!

Tap ONLY if you're a MAGA PATRIOT
2:40 PM

...

I am not a Chinese spy.

[Coffee], I need you.

Before my mid-month deadline...

How many times have you voted Trump for President?
5:52 PM

From Trump: I want to make sure you're legal!

Select "yes" to support Voter ID in the next election.

HERE:
8:17 PM
 

The Mighty Mollusk

Scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here
Citizen
The party with known ties to Russia is accusing the other party of having ties to another country, because every accusation is a confession.
 

KidTDragon

Now with hi-res avatar!
Citizen
He's saying that Dems think regular MAGAts are Chinese spies, which is something that zero Dems think. Where's that even coming from? Is he trying to gin the MAGAts up against China, or is this just another way he thinks he can distract them from Epstein?
 

CoffeeHorse

Exhausted, but still standing.
Staff member
Council of Elders
Citizen
I hereby nominate [CoffeeHorse] for a Patriot Award.

It's Trump, and here's why YOU deserve it:
10:39 AM

MESSAGE FROM THE PRESIDENT ON SOCIAL SECURITY

These changes might definitely affect you!

Here's what happened:
2:41 PM

Hy [Coffee], it's Don Jr. 1,482 Republicans in [zip code] have already been verified. Will you join them? Verify now:
2:56 PM

Karoline Leavitt dropped a HUGE bombshell...

WARNING: You'll jump out of your seat as you read this.

TRUMP MEMO:
4:57 PM

I am Donald Trump!

I tried to upgrade your MAGA membership, but you never responded.

FINAL CALL. >>
5:58 PM

My Anti-Communist Club is live - and [Coffee] wasn't on the list?

It's President Trump and NEED you to fix this:
8:10 PM
 

Stepwise

...even Team Whirl.
Citizen
He's saying that Dems think regular MAGAts are Chinese spies, which is something that zero Dems think. Where's that even coming from? Is he trying to gin the MAGAts up against China, or is this just another way he thinks he can distract them from Epstein?

Distraction.

And/or wind people up about his preferred targeted group of the day.
 


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