Campaign Texts Archive

[KidTDragon]

You're going to be getting grifty texts from "Trump" for years after he's dead.

 

[Stepwise]

It seems like the republicans send short little soundbytes in the hopes of a knee-jerk reaction, and the democrats send essays. Is that always the case, or am I misreading something?

 

[Ungnome]

Most voters don't understand nuance and have the attention span of a goldfish, so short soundbites work, unfortunately.

 

[CoffeeHorse]

Some Republican candidates also send the essays. It seems to be the standard way to do this, but Trump and his team didn't get the memo.

I'm not sure what's actually worse. Trump's are aggressive, weird, and sometimes downright creepy. But at least they're short. The essays don't look so bad when I type them out here, but they look ridiculous on a phone screen. So much scrolling. Plus the weird (No subject) thing. It's like they're meant for emails but they're getting blasted out to phones instead.

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10:25 AM

From Trump: If I say please, will you respond before my rally?

START INTERVIEW 7/3:
11:38 AM

Gone, tomorrow?

PRESIDENT TRUMP'S JULY 4TH MAGA HAT

Act now, or forever hold your peace:
3:44 PM

Did your dog eat your mail?

Trump: This is my FINAL PLEA before the biggest rally of the year.

JOIN RALLY BLITZ NOW:
5:36 PM

Right before I walk out...

I want to know: Are you still with me?

It's Trump.

JOIN THE MAGA BLITZ -
7:33 PM

From Trump: I know you love me.

That's why I'm extending my MAGA Rally Blitz just for you.

VIEW HERE:
9:54 PM

 

[CoffeeHorse]

From Trump: 2 seconds, please!

I won't waste your time.

You just need to hear one thing.

QUICK:
11:27 AM

Trump: Are you [CoffeeHorse]?

I just tried to call you.

Did you see my 4th of July message?
1:49 PM

Should illegals get your Social Security check?

Trump just unveiled a new Social Security plan...

LOOK:
4:27 PM