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  1. The Mighty Mollusk

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    Okay, we're sending you to Ohio. Get in the trebuchet.
  2. The Mighty Mollusk

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Not setting a high bar. Then again, will that actually appeal to Trump? He's the type that orders his steak very well done and then drowns it in ketchup, he doesn't exactly have a refined palette.
  3. The Mighty Mollusk

    Quotes

    "Sir, if I am to be insulted, I must first value your opinion."
  4. The Mighty Mollusk

    Happy 20th Anniversary to Leeroy Jenkins!

    Mass Effect had sqaudmate Richard L. Jenkins, who gets killed two minutes into the very first mission.
  5. The Mighty Mollusk

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Trump always backs down when someone he can't bully pushes back. If he can't buy them off, sic goons on them, or abuse the legal system to do his dirty work for him, he caves. Yet somehow, his cult thinks he's some iron-willed pinnacle of masculinity. I'm kinda glad I'll never understand.
  6. The Mighty Mollusk

    Happy 20th Anniversary to Leeroy Jenkins!

    ::: raises a Noggenfogger in salute :::
  7. The Mighty Mollusk

    Post Pictures of your Transformers and have people add captions!

    I've been using that Seapsray as the mentioned-but-never-seen Wrecker Seaspray from Prime for so long that I forgot he was from a movie-adjacent line.
  8. The Mighty Mollusk

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Easy. Start hunting the rest of them too. My legal counsel has requested that I clarify, I of course do not advocate murder.
  9. The Mighty Mollusk

    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    The COVID pandemic is still fresh in peoples' minds (not to mention whatever else is coming next, with Trump gutting everything). Medical debt is piling up across the country. And we can see how much better other countries have handled actually taking care of their people thanks to the internet...
  10. The Mighty Mollusk

    Thread of Thoughts, Questions (and Maybe Even Answers) That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread

    Personally, I liked Bumblebee despite those designs, not because of them.
  11. The Mighty Mollusk

    40th Anniversary Haslab: RID2001 Omega Prime

    As opposed to putting Megatron's arm around Optimus Prime, which created shipping.
  12. The Mighty Mollusk

    Thread of Thoughts, Questions (and Maybe Even Answers) That Don't Deserve Their Own Thread

    The MTMTE designs worked in the context of MTMTE. They seldom interacted with anyone who wasn't of similar size, so they saved the huge boots for bots who were supposed to be big by Cybertronian standards, like Ultra Magnus and Ten. It gave them more weight, which was helpful to show that these...
  13. The Mighty Mollusk

    Mass Effect

    For no particular reason other than I feel like typing it out, here's every way I know of to get your crew killed across the Trilogy. Leaving out Andromeda because I still haven't actually finished it. ME1: ME2: ME2: Suicide Mission: ME3:
  14. The Mighty Mollusk

    Quotes

    "I get the distinct impression the gods themselves couldn't kill him if they tried. And they have."
  15. The Mighty Mollusk

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    It's true. One time I killed him in the bar while he was eating popcorn, and his corpse just kept eating. Which was weird because it didn't have a jaw or most of the head left, Just straight down the esophagus. On the plus side, we had cheddar burgers.
  16. The Mighty Mollusk

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    An ending to mark a new beginning.
  17. The Mighty Mollusk

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    STOP ASKING THAT! NO ONE CARES ANYMORE!
  18. The Mighty Mollusk

    Mass Effect

    Yeah, from John Doe and Jane Doe. Honestly, I never bother changing the name, since no one uses it in game anyway.


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