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Wha...! Aww, buck! C'mon, man! That was Caldwin. White text is Caldwin! If this is getting blood and guts again, I'm leaving. All right! Now things just got interesting. My my! I may just have to see where this goes. *aims at Scarlet Jr. and lets and arrow fly* You see, that's the problem with...

I shoot from the shadows. And here I was going to be a battle mage this time around, but nope! BTW, Snr, there's an arrow in your knee.

It was my first Platinum trophy

Fighting, fighting, fighting! Is that all you youngsters think about? You know, I used to be an adventurer like you. Then what? You took an arrow to the knee? No. I retired. Why would you say I took an arrow to the knee? *brings out a bow and arrow*

Yup, beat the turtle. First time I did it straight up. Took forever. Since then I've just used the ring.

I love 15. I'd almost want to go play it again except that I have that perfect playthrough including having gone through the extra dungeons and I just don't want to risk losing that.

Oh wow! That does look awesome. Damn, I need a payday!

Hey, kid has to learn sooner or later. Life is a cold , dark, violent place with people who will kill you simply for wearing a turtle costume.

Also this...

Uh...congratulations?

There are worse ways to respawn. You should be glad you respawned in the basement instead of the lava pits.

I could think of worse things. But I'm more into the beers.

Fair enough.

Aww! Does every thread in Mayhem have to be as bloody as the bar?

That's cheating!

Go ninja, go ninja, go ninja, go!

Not any more.

My new armor! :cool:

I'm guessing that charred corpse over there "let" him in.