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I didn't think to say it when the first one came out, but it's still relevant: One more thing Sonic can do faster than Mario is star in a decent movie.

We may have reached the point where Mike Bloomberg would have done a better job.

We can add "clogging up the legal system with frivolous lawsuits" to the list of things the Republicans only oppose when they're not the ones doing it. I mean, we could probably just replace the list with a single scrap of paper saying "everything", but it's handy to have a running tally.

It cuts both ways. I wouldn't want California to be banned from passing strict environmental laws to cope with what a train wreck its own ecosystem has become, or having a higher minimum wage than everywhere else because the cost of living is so much higher. Nor do I want Maine to have its...

You know, if somebody gets convicted of a crime, they don't get to go free if they decide to appeal. They're still in prison until such time as the ruling is overturned. So why doesn't this guy have to cough up the money yet?

Geez, Bill O'Reilly. I forgot that guy still exists. Trump's pretty desperate if he has to associate with that guy.

I was the exact opposite. First two shots left me bedridden for the better part of a day; yesterday I got the booster and I've barely felt any effects that I couldn't put down to lack of sleep. I was sicker than this on a random Sunday in July.

Same with the second. The only time gun control laws get stricter is when they get word of minorities arming themselves.

As if that would even be a bad thing.

"They never stop looking for ways to destroy our country. And neither do we." - Dubya

Still, politicians and activist groups have to be the only ones left who'll actually advertise on Fox News at this point. Aside from I guess shady fly-by-night companies that make As Seen On TV products that don't work; they're always looking for gullible eyeballs.

On that note, have there been any rumblings of reviving the clean-energy tax credits that Trump purposely let expire?

Either way, he just painted a huge one on his own back. Live by the sword...

That's why the proper thing to do is to charge them with everything that could possibly stick, all at once, and let the jury whittle it down to the ones that actually can. Well, along with not doing all the other ways they effed this up.

Implying Stern plans to run as a Republican. That would be the absolute best thing. Republicans just losing one election after another because tens of millions of their constituents write in a dead guy and split the vote. And then they'll start begging the Democrats to support their amendments...

Any alteration to their DNA would be an improvement. Including cancer.

The GameCube controller had the only face button arrangement that has ever made sense. No need to memorize which color, letter, or symbol means which direction to flick your thumb when the very shape of the button itself makes it clear where it is relative to the home position. No one else has...

And a clear message has been sent: White people, go out and murder all the black people you want; it's open season. They'd better demand a mistrial. EDIT: Wait, I've just been informed that Rittenhouse's victims were not black, which... does make this more complicated than usual. (Though...

Oh, I guarantee they're going to openly defy the mask mandate, and probably a bunch of other regulations they don't like, and dare our wishy-washy president to stop them, which he won't.