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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    Ugh, don't make me think about the dignified state funeral he's probably legally entitled to get. Guy like him oughtta be dumped into a pit for people to piss into. Being already dead when that happens is optional.
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    Sonic The Hedgehog

    Exactly. "Remaster" at the bare minimum implies some amount of replacing existing graphical assets with higher-resolution ones, marketing be damned. DuckTales Remastered was a remaster. BioShock 2 Remastered, even though it's as unstable as a Bethesda game and all the textures were cheaply and...
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    Traitor Watch - The 45 & 47 Thread

    I'm kinda surprised Qanon haven't been subjected to grifters who look convincingly like JFK claiming to be him and... I dunno, I'm not creative enough to cook up an evil scheme, but there's gotta be some way they could take advantage of the situation, right? But if they end up believing the...
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    Sonic The Hedgehog

    I mean, I guess in the sense that it doesn't literally look worse in any noticeable way I guess, but it's literally just the exact same graphics in the same resolution with widescreen support added. Also, it's been pointed out that it's half the games that were included in those PS2-era...
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    They couldn't come up with three; Ben Carson is dead. And they're pretty sure they're both the same thing.
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    Sonic The Hedgehog

    Doesn't look like much of a "remaster", judging from the trailer. I'm still waiting for a 2D Sonic game animated entirely in the style of the Mania intro cutscene.
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    It honestly puts me in mind of those Looking Glass Studios games from the '90s and early 2000s, where there'd invariably be some conflict in the background between two different extremist groups that are clearly both bad. Like, turn all the knobs up to max and you could literally make a BioShock...
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    The motivations behind this pushback are monstrous but I don't know why letting a megacorporation run its overpriced theme park like a cross between a company town and Galt's Gulch is a good thing either.
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    P&R Funnies!

    I feel incredibly ancient for being able to remember when restaurants still had smoking sections, and unlike almost everything else that makes me feel old, I am extremely OK with that.
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    Nobody has the intention to invade Ukraine

    Or that you can at least take out some of the bastards with you on the way out. Seriously, I hope we start getting reports of sabotage, fragging, and outright treason among the Russian troops as they start to figure out what they've been pushed into.
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    What stupid thing did the GOP say or do this time? Episode 3!

    I'm gonna be That Guy and point out that that was a dictionary.
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    Activision-Blizzard Thread: Just announced the Layoffs of 1900 jobs.

    Ah yes, Overwatch 2. Yes, please, give us more reminders of your plans to make people buy the game they already own a second time in order to be allowed to keep playing it by pretending it's a different game. That'll distract us from what a shitty company you are, I'm sure.
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    Activision-Blizzard Thread: Just announced the Layoffs of 1900 jobs.

    Another shocking twist: Allegations that Activizzard has California's governor in their pockets. Depending on what develops, we might have to move this thread to P&R.
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    Sonic The Hedgehog

    Everything Bay does is, on some level.
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    UK politics thread – meet the new boss, same as the old boss

    I'm confused; I thought the BBC was the public channel and Channel 4 (formerly ITV) was the private one, and that's what made them distinct back in your equivalent of our "only three channels" era. Am I to believe now that Channel 4 is more like your version of PBS?
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    Sonic The Hedgehog

    It's because someone other than Sega is in charge of the writing. It's been a consistent pattern throughout his lifetime that Sonic Team can't write storylines or characterization for jive, but other people keep proving it can be done.
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    Police behaving badly

    Betcha it was the threat to "seize power" that actually got him sacked.
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    The US Supreme Court and its decisions

    I guess I'm glad he hasn't run out of things to reach across the aisle over, but really, approving a Supreme Court appointment is one of those things that shouldn't require much reaching. I'm not sure what I'd have to google to find this out, but I'd reckon it used to be common for those to get...
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    Return to Monkey Island

    So does that mean this comes between 2 and Curse? Because he's been saying for ages that he has his own idea of what happened after 2 and what its ending meant. And whatever it is, it's gotta be better than the cosmic shrug we got from his teammates after he left. I'm glad he's back to working...
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    Playstation Thread.

    As did Doom.


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