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When someone shows you who they really are, believe them.

Welp. We now have multiple candidates for governor across the country openly pledging to hand Trump the 2024 election even if he loses. The only thing that can save us now is for him to lose the primary and run anyway as a third party, giving Biden such a landslide that no amount of sabotage can...

Nah, he should be stuck doing hard labor in prison. I don't want anyone seeing his face or hearing his voice ever again unless it's in court to answer for even more crimes against humanity.

Oh wow. So we now have a situation where a citizen of a first-world country assassinates a major political figure, and manages to avoid looking like the bad guy or making a martyr of his victim. That's gonna set a hell of a precedent on the international stage.

No one can be trusted. With anything. Not with power, and not with freedom. It is the great paradox of humanity.

Does anyone know if Jones ever made a claim to be bankrupt while he was under oath? Because if so, we could have grounds to lock him up on top of everything else.

Didn't one of its leaders turn out to be antisemitic, too? Or am I getting my kinda-left-leaning organizations mixed up?

Also, the last two One Hit Wonderland subjects (oh right, I never posted the last one; it was "Don't Worry Be Happy") have something weird in common: Each one has a nearly identical melody and chord structure to another famous song.

I'm aware of the origins of "Let's Go Brandon" and I was indeed making a joke, but ironically I kinda think "eff Joe Biden" is a less offensive statement than the slogan they've morphed it into. Because it's their slogan, and implies endorsement for everything they stand for. In much the same...

Good lord, those are expensive. I should probably mention that the ones I broke were like $50.

I'm not sure how even our current Supreme Court could possibly strike down the nonexistence of a constitutional amendment that failed its referendum.

This week on One Hit Wonderland... Todd tackles THE BIG ONE. The song that might qualify as not just the biggest one-hit wonder of all time, but one of the biggest hit songs ever, period. The song and dance craze that went viral before the concept of going viral had even been invented.

Ooh, and it even supports headset combo jacks. One of the laptops my dad brought home from work has that. I should mention, though, that I no longer have a need for the microphone part for the foreseeable future. Even if I went back to needing to do voice calls, I have that rummage-sale Blue...

And the biggest step forward we made in gun control laws on a national level happened as a direct result of Reagan's own assassination attempt. Never forget that the current Republicans think it's totally OK that Hinkley had the means to almost murder their beloved Saint Ron.

So apparently the UK is hosting Eurovision this year, and it occurred to me: if Brexit meant being kicked out of Eurovision, practically everyone would have voted against it. I think someone might have already made that joke last year.

Interesting development: The neighbor I told you about who had a TRUMP WON flag hanging on their house? They replaced it with a LET'S GO BRANDON one. I wonder if they or someone they still consider human has been watching the hearings. Not that this Brandon person is probably any better than...

I fully support more "Spyro in games he totally doesn't belong in" mods.

Weirdly related to this, I've recently gotten in the habit of reacting to enemies stupidly throwing themselves down pits by imitating that one kid's "'Kay bye." I get more opportunities than I expected.

I'm even less invested in this one than Animaniacs because the original show went off the air when I was pretty young and I remember almost exactly none of it. I remember an episode set in Wackyland, and Fifi starring in a Jacques Cousteu parody... and that's literally it. But I've picked up...

Everything's better organized in Germany.