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That would require either of those entities to be capable of actually doing something right, so there's that myth busted right away.

We should be so lucky as to have Republicans without any actual policy.

Arab Spring 2.0?

Watch Nintendo's next system be another lateral move that discards everything that made the Switch special in favor of chasing some shiny new toy that's gotten their attention.

And we let this guy be in charge of his own extragovernmental space program. If this dude lands on another planet before NASA does, he's definitely going to claim it for himself, international treaties be damned.

Twitter really has radicalized everyone.

Especially if the media covers the by-elections as extensively as ours covered all those special elections we had back in 2017. I still think we learned a valuable lesson from that, which is that downticket elections should be staggered rather than taking place on a single day every two years so...

I too want this, if only because I realize it would effectively mean politicians would just stop running ads altogether.

Also why is a probationary offer allowed to even have a gun?

And because there are already tons of black people in prison for possession, who, if they were all pardoned, would suddenly all be allowed to vote again. They definitely don't want that, for multiple reasons.

It really does suck that there's no digital equivalent to just carding someone for a legally-valid form of ID. That would solve so many of the internet's problems.

And who's poised to replace them as the opposition?

Always have been. Anything that reduces a person's identity to a single label has always been bad for society, but society has also never given a wet fart whether things are good for them or not.

Literally no one has the authority to remove them from the bench unless you're expecting Biden to hire a hitman. But that also means there's nothing he can to do make it worth their while to give him a pass. Remember the last time he came crying to them and they refused to even hear the case...

I'm just ready for this to be over with. The Sonic movie, in hindsight, was only good in the sense of not being openly bad, and that's only impressive because it's a higher bar than about half of all Sonic media (including the source material) has ever cleared. The Minion Company has 40 years of...

We could solve a lot of problems by making the same demand of everyone. Also I'm not sure how capitalism could have been to blame for parroting the rhetoric of a genocidal regime halfway around the world in a country so inconsequential I don't even remember which one it was anymore.

Well, now I gotta know what he was saying. It's one thing for attendance at these things to be dwindling, but these were people who were still into it enough that they went out of their way to go listen to him speak; to alienate that crowd takes some work. Last time he managed to piss them off...

OK, I think I missed something. I always just assumed Rastafarians were just people who made up a religion around smoking weed so they could claim that their freedom of religion was being violated if they weren't allowed to smoke weed. You're saying there was more to it than that?

Every time I see a news outlet doing something like that, I'm reminded of back in the '90s when they wholesale adopted the term "ethnic cleansing" in place of "genocide". It's possible the entire establishment has always been openly fascist and we were just too dumb to notice.

Also if Republicans cared about mental health, there wouldn't be any more Republicans. (Because you'd have to be sick in the head to be one, is what I'm saying.)