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There was also that one off-handed line from Peach about galaxies, I forget what she said exactly, that felt really random at the time. If that was supposed to be the hint that this is where they were going next...

The only way either one is actually worth owning is if they're planning to release real-ass VR content for the Switch at some point (or at least allow other developers to). Which... if that's in the planning stages, this would be a hilarious way to hint at it.

Hey Wonko, that machine tyranny you ordered just arrived.

Some of you might remember me posting about getting a bunch of uselessly-obsolete old iPads from a school that was tossing them. Well, they also had a fairly new one that was getting tossed because someone shattered the screen. Well, due to one thing and another, I only this summer got around to...

If they're smart they won't stop when a new scandal shows up, because they'll need this to distract people from it. (I'm going off the assumption that all scandals going forward will be the Republicans' doing.)

I don't watch the news, but I can 100% believe every single mainstream outlet is sucking his decaying dick just as hard as Fox News and OAN are right now. It was inevitable. The only difference between the Establishment and the Other Establishment is how long they can leave the mask on.

You're not alone; I genuinely wouldn't have been able to tell you who Charlie Kirk was before this incident either, and even now I'm not entirely sure I've ever heard his name before in my life. Dude wasn't exactly Tucker Carlson or Alex Jones. And that, I'll concede, is one reason I'm willing...

The Onion's satire is hit or miss sometimes, but this is Charlie Hebdo levels of cojones and I love it.

Speaking as someone who literally did a comic in the school paper along those lines, you'll have to explain to me how it was anywhere close to this. Most of us were fresh out of high school and had never witnessed widespread backlash against a President's actions before, and were now living in...

Maybe Mars can be convinced to remake the famous M&M's Santa commercial someday, which was still airing every December last I checked and still looks pretty cheap on an HDTV.

Whoever it is, I hope they're on our side and not just an agent of chaos.

Like what Atari has been doing lately?

Watch most mainstream Democrats manage to fumble this easy question anyway.

Oh, it is. He's skipping straight to the "then they came for me" part of the poem because he's too impatient to put it off any longer. We've discovered who are the Jews to his Hitler, and it was never the Mexicans, or trans people, or any other minority. It's everyone who doesn't worship the...

I mean, you say that, but until I see the rest of the world openly imposing outright sanctions on us—like they SHOULD, as punishment for electing an out-and-proud FASCIST as head of state—no you haven't.

The stock market has always been broken. I suppose once upon a time it was passed off as "democratizing" the business world, but in practice it just meant people treat companies that we rely on for essential goods and services like poker chips in a giant casino, and that's on a good day...

"Any more bushes wanna come out and fight me?" -

So who's he actually planning to go to war with? I haven't heard any bluster about Greenland in a while, and his relationship with Ukraine is more nuanced than I was expecting so I don't see him joining that war on Russia's side either, at least not any time soon.

Isn't that the movie whose tagline was "Whoever wins, we lose"?

I've never had a computer struggle getting back to life after a power outage, and I suffered through a decade with a power supply from freaking Rocketfish. Is that a thing that can happen?