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Look on the bright side. If nobody actually wants this, that means eBay won't be flooded with tiny handless Optima in 2026.

Yeah, that doesn't even look like an $80 toy by IP Infringing Product standards, let alone by actual retail Transformer standards.

I can see how you got that, but I was more just referring to how he costs more than the Springers I already have in general while not seeming compelling as a replacement for them.

Ah, for Transformers fans who want Metalhawk but are too homophobic for the existing one.

Hm. Very nice-looking toys, but it's hard to feel like Bumblebee and Springer are toys I particularly need or want. Springer especially since he's been bumped up a pricepoint.

And poor Long Haul doesn't even get to participate in the unauthorized building.

The real question is whether he'd be considered "hit by pitch." This is a valid point--we don't know that Brawn was actually dead after that shoulder-ish shot, only that he fell down and stopped doing things. It's possible that, if the other Autobots on board had driven the Decepticons off, he...

...forever ruining Transformers.

That's what they appear to be.

Shh! You'll restart the war!

That pained groan you just heard in the distance was me.

Huh. I always assumed "giant Scotsmen" was inherently memorable to everyone.

...well, I didn't before.

By trying to make something incredibly simple into something Masterpiece budget.

Since I already had some Bumblebees swarming on my desk I decided to go ahead and take a photo of Bumblebee (disambiguation). Was gonna have them all be armed but I left movie Bee's cannon at home by mistake.

A member of the Michael Kelly...

An Astroscope with an intact elbow! Unrelated: Hm, one of these doesn’t quite seem to fit...

PMOP was my childhood "original" Optimus Prime, and I'm genuinely in awe of how completely they managed to avoid making this look appealing to me at all.

Did this theory get confirmed while I wasn't looking?

I think these listings constitute an explicit promise on Hasbro's part to make whatever you're imagining, and you should be very angry when they turn out to be something else.