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Also why is a probationary offer allowed to even have a gun?

And because there are already tons of black people in prison for possession, who, if they were all pardoned, would suddenly all be allowed to vote again. They definitely don't want that, for multiple reasons.

It really does suck that there's no digital equivalent to just carding someone for a legally-valid form of ID. That would solve so many of the internet's problems.

And who's poised to replace them as the opposition?

Always have been. Anything that reduces a person's identity to a single label has always been bad for society, but society has also never given a wet fart whether things are good for them or not.

Literally no one has the authority to remove them from the bench unless you're expecting Biden to hire a hitman. But that also means there's nothing he can to do make it worth their while to give him a pass. Remember the last time he came crying to them and they refused to even hear the case...

I'm just ready for this to be over with. The Sonic movie, in hindsight, was only good in the sense of not being openly bad, and that's only impressive because it's a higher bar than about half of all Sonic media (including the source material) has ever cleared. The Minion Company has 40 years of...

We could solve a lot of problems by making the same demand of everyone. Also I'm not sure how capitalism could have been to blame for parroting the rhetoric of a genocidal regime halfway around the world in a country so inconsequential I don't even remember which one it was anymore.

Well, now I gotta know what he was saying. It's one thing for attendance at these things to be dwindling, but these were people who were still into it enough that they went out of their way to go listen to him speak; to alienate that crowd takes some work. Last time he managed to piss them off...

OK, I think I missed something. I always just assumed Rastafarians were just people who made up a religion around smoking weed so they could claim that their freedom of religion was being violated if they weren't allowed to smoke weed. You're saying there was more to it than that?

Every time I see a news outlet doing something like that, I'm reminded of back in the '90s when they wholesale adopted the term "ethnic cleansing" in place of "genocide". It's possible the entire establishment has always been openly fascist and we were just too dumb to notice.

Also if Republicans cared about mental health, there wouldn't be any more Republicans. (Because you'd have to be sick in the head to be one, is what I'm saying.)

"Country music lovers" and "sports nuts" could not have been more perfectly calculated to ensure that they've covered every single American if they'd tried.

That was before the Republicans gained the power of Jedi Mind Tricking their constituents into forgetting or disbelieving anything inconvenient about them.

"Low-yield" here meaning, I presume, an old-fashioned fission bomb. The kind that produces just as much fallout as the most powerful fusion bombs and doesn't even have the decency to spread it out over a massive blast radius. Literally more people would die slowly and painfully from radiation...

Wait, what happened?

Isn't that just baseline behavior for even the least awful politicians?

Personally if I were living in Russia right now and they tried to call me up for the draft, I wouldn't just take off for the border, I'd take off for Ukraine in particular and try to see if their army would take me. Then again, if I were living in Russia, I'd have probably done that already.

So in other words, no, she's not going anywhere.

So how long until your next election?